Welp back to doing this, definitely not just because I have to write blogs for a school project:

Reading comprehension is pretty important, right? I don’t think reading what you can’t understand would be very fun. “Yes, I enjoy reading the bible in sign language. How’d you find out?”. Pretty sure someone did write the bible in braille, but now that I pointed it out, you can’t tell me I’m wrong. Hooray for democracy.

I mentioned reading comprehension since I won a contest, well fourth place, but four is a higher number than one, so I still won. I got a certificate for it, which is better than a medal since paper beats rock in rock, paper, scissors. What’s funny is that I didn’t know about it until a friend from another section congratulated me for something I didn’t do.

I had to run down to the meeting for the contest and ask if it was correct. But the day afterward, I discovered I got fourth place since I had the same score as someone, but they finished earlier than me. It was also the same day as the giving of report cards, so that’s a double whammy of disappointment. In conclusion, 10/10 fun day can’t wait for the sequel.

Aww shit, here we go again. Welp, I guess I’m back to doing rants now. At this rate, I’m probably gonna finish the subsequent one during the next century. Well, I suppose no time like the present, or should I say “3 AM when you can’t sleep and you do literally anything you can think of even though you have homework to do because school sucks. ”

You guys know what D&D is, right? Y’know, the game where someone wants to rob you, someone wants to kill you, and someone wants to screw you. (Only two of those happened to me tbh) I’ve heard of it for a while, but I’ve only managed to start playing during this lockdown. It’s pretty damn fun, what with all the action, forepla- I mean roleplay, and penetrat- I mean conversation.

Jeez sorry, I dunno what came over me while writing that. Anyway, I already got a lot of funny and weird stories last year alone, so I’m kind of excited for next year when we can *hopefully* go outside and socialize again. And by socialize, I mean just looking at my phone while my classmates do shit together.

I can remember my first DND game like it was yesterday. Then again, I don’t even remember what I ate yesterday. Well, anyhow, I recently joined the official Dungeons and Dragons Discord and was looking for any servers that I could join in. And seeing as school was just a horrible memory, and not a clusterduck of crap yet. You can bet your sweet patootie I spent way too much time there.

In my future games, I even woke up at 3 in the morning just to play. But for my first campaign, it was a different story. Since most people lived in a PST timezone, I just had to wake up at about 8 AM to play! Sometimes I could even play during the evening if the DM (Dungeon Master) and the other blokes were as bored as me.

It didn’t have an overarching story like most campaigns, and we just kind of dicked around. Now that I think about it, though, I’m pretty sure we dicked around too much to even find the fecking story. I picked my Dragonborn Paladin Veradux (not the Skyrim kind) as my character, but I replaced him with my Aarakocra Ranger Merrick (big bird boi, basically a furry Hawkeye) after the first few days.

But even after that I once again switched characters, finally going with a Goliath Monk I named Aparath (if you thought that was a dumb name let me tell you about my Elf Bard Loranos) Anyhow, the highlights of our sessions include: Me defending a shack against a horde of zombies as Aparath with Ricardo, yes, that Ricardo, me helping kill a Troll with Titanfall tactics with Ricardo, my handaxe getting stolen by another party member, and me going John Wick for my handaxe by capturing said member.

Those were some fun times; but unfortunately, as with what eventually happens to anything you do for a long time, I got bored. So I started to barely chat on the server anymore, even though it was growing with a few members each week or so; and really only accepting 1 quest a month. I ended up leaving the server entirely, which still holds up as one of my biggest mistakes for a long time.

I tried reaching out to the owner of the server and my old party members a few months ago but it looks like the server’s done for. Sad to think of how much fun I could’ve had if I just took a break instead of leaving. Maybe if I was more active I might’ve prevented the server from becoming dead, or atleast dying at a later time.

But anyway, as Dr. Seuss once said, “way too goddamn overused quote” I could probably make like three of these just tackling my DND stories alone, but I still have some stuff to do. So as always, see ya mates, you’re some of the greats. G’bye

G’day mates! Just two more bloody months until 2020 ends, huh? I can’t wait! But to be honest, 2020 wasn’t all that bad for me, well, when compared to my previous years. I mean, sure, this year I pretty much broke everything I ever loved (My Ipad and PS3 lol, I really am a virgin)

I couldn’t go to the best place of all time (AKA an arcade, for what game exactly? Well, Guitar Hero. I’m sure you can’t blame me for loving to look like an actual rockstar. Meaning to say coked out of my brain as I play the stick between my legs in public.) and I even almost quit animation!

On the plus side, I got an extended summer, could eat nearly anything I want, and sitting on my ass was not only recommended but was the best strategy for staying alive! Who would’ve thought that would happen outside of Attack On Titan?

2020 sure is a two-sided garbage fire. But for other people, 2020 is just a garbage fire. It doesn’t help that the dumbasses’ chromosomes were tripled when COVID-19 hit. 2020 sure has helped me realize that there are way too many acoustic people among us.

Hopefully, 2021 is better than it’s older brother because I swear to god, I don’t know if I can deal with its shite a minute longer. Well, anyway, I guess that’s all. See ya, mates! Imma go grab some noodles.

Happy Halloween, bois! Well, it’s still one month away, but I can feel the suffering and spoopiness already. I’m talking about school, of course. I know, I know, I already talked about school. But what would suffering be without homework and group activities?

Anyway, enough school talk, I already want to superkick the education system enough. Now, let’s discuss all the Halloween havoc I’ve caused all these years. First things off, Halloween parties.

Those were my jam, I mean, costumes and a shiteton of food? Hell yeah! One time in my old school, we had a Halloween party, and my teacher thought it was a good idea to close the lights on a bunch of dancing children who looked like if the Hunchback of Notre Dame got hit with a metal beam.

But needless to say, it was fecking fun lol. I remember jumping around like a crackhead because I was thinking, “No one will ever see me in the dark!”. I mean, I was right, sure, but it didn’t change the fact that I was a retar-

At another party a few years after it, I wasn’t even partying! I was the cashier in our school’s haunted house since I was the student council’s Auditor. (It’s funny how the person who wants to stab Math through the teeth became an auditor. Life really is unpredictable)

My costume was an Assassin’s Creed Assassin, even though it was me wearing my grey jacket and broken hidden blade that I ordered from Shopee (basically Amazon). It’s probably foreshadowing my future as a McDonald’s cashier, based on my grades.

Anyhow, speaking of the future, it’s probably gonna take a long time before I start animating again. School pretty much took its place, and even though I despise it, I’m gonna have to deal with it. So I guess I’ll end it here, g’night guys. And remember, lie, cheat, and steal.

War is hell, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t come close to the horrors of distance learning (Or heck even learning in general). I mean, in the first week of school, there was a mountain of homework that rivaled fecking Mount Everest!

Seriously though, there was one time my botany teacher asked us to do a group activity in FIVE, FECKING, MINUTES. Like really? Do you think I’m the FLASH!? THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER HERE AND LET ME INFINITE MASS PUNCH YOUR STUPID FACE MOTHERFU-.

I was pissed because she didn’t even do the Jamboard correctly! Good thing she called off the presentation because if it happened, my disappointment would have been immeasurable.

Anyway, moving on from high-speed assault, school this year honestly sucks more than a vacuum. But it’s easier to cheat nowadays, so it definitely has its perks.

Jeez, my childhood was great and terrible at the same time

So proud of these bois