firstly, Australia is on the free IOS one, secondly you’re only looking at the free ones, I use PRO and SO DOES PROBABLY EVERYONE ELSE IN AUSTRALIA SO COOL YOUR JETS

is reverse eating just eating your own shit or is it pushing your own shit back in and hoping to spit it out your mouth because either way you’re all a bunch of weirdos

pffft like I have access to the ftp server

I still have no idea where he found this animation, thought for sure the only place I had it was on animation alpha yonks ago before it collapsed in on itself

well where were you’re ideas for my name huh Ralph?!

and you’re princess peach

*Alabama music playing*

good to know

You’re grossly underestimating the length of time it will take Ralph now, the universe will have decayed into an empty nothingness, changed direction, imploded in upon itself, exploded into another big bang, spawned a new Ralph who THEN won’t even finish the update before the new Earth falls to pieces