you idiot. you moron. you buffoon. you simple-minded caveman. you total ignoramus. you goofy goober. your pitiful existence is more meaningless than life itself. the fact that you roam this blue marble is the reason why i don’t believe in a god. no god would be idiotic enough to create a creature as abhorrent as you. your parents should be executed for the crime of putting you on this earth. we’ve lost important people in history, but for some inexplicable reason, you’re still here. fuck you.

tldr: you’re smelly

thank you jerell

you sound like the kind of dude to go to a school prom and snitch on people doing coke in the bathrooms. no fun at all.

no two

uh huh

just like me fr