he is 24, his parents abandoned him at age 5, and was left to die, but found a pack of wolves to live with, and at age 8 he was taken as an apprentice by goku, to train him in martial arts, before Goku being defeated by master shifu from Kung Fu panda, and studying Kung Fu until a year before present day, where the shredder from teenage mutant ninja turtles came up and an epic battle ensued, with king scarf prevailing, but not without the back of his neck being cut, causing him to wear his signature scarf until present day and beyond.
His parents were killed when he was only a wee generic baby, when he grew up he met Goku and then when he got beaten he trained with Joan Cena until he burned, he set off Omni his own where he then lived with a wolf pack, until the wolves died. Then he came across a migical piece of cloth the made him invincible and able to destroy @epitaph200 with a blink of his eye (note this is a joke, #dontgetmadpls). He can shoot fire and summon black holes, he speaks Japanese
He is -9
At the age of cactus he murdered his whole family tree because the moon was round and it said it was god
After he murdered them, he drank their blood and his d**k shrank into his body.
This upset him.
He returned to the moon and it told him it was a trick and give him a scarf
He cannot take it off
It decreased his age from cactus to -9
He was sad, in every meaning of the word.
He now is hunting down HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA to discover his destiny
We already know that there is plenty of that here on sticknodes. But he has somehow managed to be able to gain power by absorbing cringe from every cringy animation, video, meme and etc. He is no ordinary scarf. This scarf can survive @ralph‘s ban hammer and going off sticknodes alonge he is 25x stronger than ralph and 60x stronger than @epitaph200
He uses his army of scarfs, ugly and disliked figs, centipedes, reject dinosaurs and OCs and that other sh!t to destroy all warriors under the rank OP. He goes after the OPs, himself
He was born on day of the dead where his parents got death. He trained and went to school where he got bullied because he was stupid or something I dunno. One day, he snapped and went into Ultra Mega Tornado Beast Mode and shot up his school. He began to train in the art of the katana while stalking a Japanese girl named *Generic Japanese Name.* Then crimelords who killed this guy’s parents took the girl and claimed a ransom. The Guy killed the crimelords with a gun katana then raped the girl because PLOT. He went on to grow a scarf because I’m losing brain cells while writing this. He married the girl he raped and then destroyed the moon and earth because he could. He also trained with Goku while fisting John Cena mixed with Jotaro from Naturo.
He is 400000000000 years old at age 1 he was abandoned by Pepe the frog and then shrek took him in,but He punched shrek and ran away the Epitaph killed him LOL
he is 24, his parents abandoned him at age 5, and was left to die, but found a pack of wolves to live with, and at age 8 he was taken as an apprentice by goku, to train him in martial arts, before Goku being defeated by master shifu from Kung Fu panda, and studying Kung Fu until a year before present day, where the shredder from teenage mutant ninja turtles came up and an epic battle ensued, with king scarf prevailing, but not without the back of his neck being cut, causing him to wear his signature scarf until present day and beyond.
I am dissapointed that shrek didnt show up
no that’s in the future
0.3/10 too detailed
His parents were killed when he was only a wee generic baby, when he grew up he met Goku and then when he got beaten he trained with Joan Cena until he burned, he set off Omni his own where he then lived with a wolf pack, until the wolves died. Then he came across a migical piece of cloth the made him invincible and able to destroy @epitaph200 with a blink of his eye (note this is a joke, #dontgetmadpls). He can shoot fire and summon black holes, he speaks Japanese
I ain’t mad.
I find these kinda funny
0/10 no shrek
User Banned
He is -9
At the age of cactus he murdered his whole family tree because the moon was round and it said it was god
After he murdered them, he drank their blood and his d**k shrank into his body.
This upset him.
He returned to the moon and it told him it was a trick and give him a scarf
He cannot take it off
It decreased his age from cactus to -9
He was sad, in every meaning of the word.
He now is hunting down HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA to discover his destiny
Loled
“at the age of cactus”
0/1p does not contain shrek
No donkey
The more cringe there is
The stronger he gets.
We already know that there is plenty of that here on sticknodes. But he has somehow managed to be able to gain power by absorbing cringe from every cringy animation, video, meme and etc. He is no ordinary scarf. This scarf can survive @ralph‘s ban hammer and going off sticknodes alonge he is 25x stronger than ralph and 60x stronger than @epitaph200
He uses his army of scarfs, ugly and disliked figs, centipedes, reject dinosaurs and OCs and that other sh!t to destroy all warriors under the rank OP. He goes after the OPs, himself
“An act of callousness on the part of a close friend left your character feeling betrayed and made your character decide to avoid acting that way.”
definitely didn’t use a backstory generator
He was born on day of the dead where his parents got death. He trained and went to school where he got bullied because he was stupid or something I dunno. One day, he snapped and went into Ultra Mega Tornado Beast Mode and shot up his school. He began to train in the art of the katana while stalking a Japanese girl named *Generic Japanese Name.* Then crimelords who killed this guy’s parents took the girl and claimed a ransom. The Guy killed the crimelords with a gun katana then raped the girl because PLOT. He went on to grow a scarf because I’m losing brain cells while writing this. He married the girl he raped and then destroyed the moon and earth because he could. He also trained with Goku while fisting John Cena mixed with Jotaro from Naturo.
Please send brain cells
lmao
0/10 NONE OF THESE HAVE SHREK
Fak u
-666/10 DOES NOT CONTAIN SWAMP BOI
He is 400000000000 years old at age 1 he was abandoned by Pepe the frog and then shrek took him in,but He punched shrek and ran away the Epitaph killed him LOL
YEEEES FINALLY A HUMAN WITH BRAIN CELLS REMAINING, LET ME INGEST YOUR FLUIDS
I dont know what that last part means, im tired, my brain cells are fading, send help, or nudes