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    Ur mum (Developer)subscribermega-noderfeatured-lvl1 2018-02-06 01:49:42 UTC

    Yo, Dont come to school tommorow

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    • THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR KIT KAT BARS!

      2018-02-06 01:51:10 UTC 2
      • Replying to: SovTHIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR

        Break me off a piece of that kit kart bar

        2018-02-06 02:24:21 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Shemale DisasterBreak me off a piece of that kit kart bar

          take a few seconds think about what you said

          Robber: “I’m stealing all of your Kit-Kats, or else the school gets shot up.”
          You: “Give me some of a Kit-Kat bar, yeah? Thanks.”

          2018-02-06 02:27:21 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Sovtake a few seconds think about what you said Robber: "I'm

            Yeah… sounds like me

            2018-02-06 02:28:03 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Shemale DisasterYeah... sounds like me

              You’d be that person who says “Have a nice day! Come back sometime!” to a school shooter as he’s/she’s leaving.
              lmao

              2018-02-06 02:30:40 UTC 0
              • Replying to: SovYou'd be that person who says "Have a nice day! Come back

                No I wouldn’t do that, I’d be a sarcastic smartass when somebody had a gun

                2018-02-06 02:32:37 UTC 0
                • Replying to: Shemale DisasterNo I wouldn’t do that, I’d be a sarcastic smartass when some

                  joke

                  “Hey, I’ll trade you some drugs for that gun.”

                  “DEAL.”

                  2018-02-06 02:34:15 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: Sov joke "Hey, I'll trade you some drugs for that gun."

                    If somebody tried to sell me drugs, I’d punch them in the face and run the opposite direction til I found a store I could hide out in

                    2018-02-06 02:35:43 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: Shemale DisasterIf somebody tried to sell me drugs, I’d punch them in the fa

                      Nah, make them snort it.

                      2018-02-06 02:36:16 UTC 0
      • Replying to: SovTHIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR

        No its a school shooting

        2018-02-06 03:20:38 UTC 0
    • HAHA JOKES ON YOU, I GOT TO ONLINE SCHOOL! You can tell I’m not lying because I have no real friends and terrible social skills.

      2018-02-06 02:34:03 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Shemale DisasterHAHA JOKES ON YOU, I GOT TO ONLINE SCHOOL! You can tell I’m

        And in most of my free time I on,in’s roleplay

        2018-02-06 02:34:30 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Shemale DisasterHAHA JOKES ON YOU, I GOT TO ONLINE SCHOOL! You can tell I’m

        NEW INVENTION:
        online school shooters

        If they get you, your computer gets a virus. lol

        2018-02-06 02:35:29 UTC 0
        • Replying to: SovNEW INVENTION: online school shooters If they get you, your

          Well… JOKES ON THEM, I ALREADY HAVE SEVERAL COMPUTER VIRUSES!

          2018-02-06 02:36:32 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Shemale DisasterWell... JOKES ON THEM, I ALREADY HAVE SEVERAL COMPUTER VIRUS

            …then, your computer shows inappropriate stuff while your mom is behind you.

            2018-02-06 02:38:30 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Sov...then, your computer shows inappropriate stuff while your

              Well I’m okay with that as long as it’s not gay porn because I’m gay, she knows I’m gay so she probably would ask what was wrong with my computer

              2018-02-06 02:40:22 UTC 0
              • Replying to: Shemale DisasterWell I’m okay with that as long as it’s not gay porn because

                …then your computer explodes.

                2018-02-06 02:41:23 UTC 0
                • Replying to: Sov...then your computer explodes.

                  Well… um… I’d just use my IPad

                  2018-02-06 02:44:04 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: Shemale DisasterWell... um... I’d just use my IPad

                    …then your dog starts humping the iPad, and they both explode.

                    2018-02-06 02:45:20 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: Sov...then your dog starts humping the iPad, and they both expl

                      Okay

                      2018-02-06 02:45:58 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: Shemale DisasterOkay

                        lmao
                        “the end”

                        2018-02-06 02:46:40 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: Sovlmao "the end"

                          No, then coordinates are sent of your house to the shooter

                          2018-02-06 17:13:21 UTC 0
                          • Replying to: Ur mum (Developer)No, then coordinates are sent of your house to the shooter

                            Nah, that happens secretly after the first event. But the shooter coming to your house, that’s a story for another time…

                            2018-02-06 19:49:56 UTC 0
    • I said

      STORIES FOR ANOTHER TIME

      2018-02-06 20:46:41 UTC 0
    • WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

      2018-02-06 22:12:41 UTC 0
      • Replying to: SovWHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

        And the baby explodes in the body

        2018-02-07 00:11:24 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Ur mum (Developer)And the baby explodes in the body

          Fine, if you really want to tell the other story, go ahead.

          2018-02-07 00:49:22 UTC 0