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CookieInTheFace
2019-08-01 16:34:20 UTC My ex sent me this
I laughed
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3c” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
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What the fuck
Hmm
Its time for a crusade.
Delet this
I once had innocence
I lost that innocence
This is a copypasta
I know
delete this
Lol no
“mom,get the shotgun!”
If my Ex sent me that I would laugh and watch her text to see what she wants from me
i would buy a double-barrel
Plot twist, his ex is a guy and they are both gay.
Ur wrong
No you are, your girlfriend was just a dude wearing a wig
U sure m8
Certain.
Uh…
WhAt ThE FuCK dUDe YOu MaDE mY wEinER waKE fROm ItS SLUMbeR YoU DOuCH BaG
This makes me feel like I’m way younger than you
Which is probably true
Don’t worry bro… If she had sent me that I would have broke up with her to
Nigga
I already broke up with her before this thing lol
Wait a minute so she sent you this after you broke up
Why…
She was cheating on you wasn’t she…………………..
No dumbass, why I broke up with her is private.
Awww dog I’m sorry I shouldn’t be asking that
I was struggling pressing post with that anyway