how to commit murder (and get away with it:
– Find a person that you either dislike or have been stalking for more than three years
Next, you’re going to figure out what method of death seems the least harmful to you and your reputation, you don’t want the cops getting on your ass. Then, pick a weapon of your choice to use on that person of choice, whether it be the disgusting ass dirty river by the skate park or some old lady’s backyard, all you need is a weapon to get the job done! You will then pick a time and place! (i.e. 10:30 PM on a Thursday night on October 31, Beverly Hills) You will then set up the crime scene and capture you victim
– The best way to kidnap your victim is to knock them out with a baseball bat or use chloroform, alcohol and a towel. After your victim is unconscious, you will drag their body to the crime scene.
Don’t do anything extra, especially if there is a huge age gap between the two of you. Just get the job, done, nice and simple.
– Once you’ve finished, you will use a sandbag to hide the victims body inside. Remove any other evidence from the crime such as footprints, fingerprints, camera evidence, or even the victims long lost brother!
Hope this tutorial helps!