So, I was rewatching Parks and Recreation when U noticed they never disclose Ron Swanson’s age, so I did some research. In the last episode which takes place in 2025, Ron is at the very least… 99 years old! I found this out because Ron mentions several times that he had a job when he was twelve, child labor laws were passed in 1938, so he must’ve been born at least 12 years before that, and 2,025 – 1,926 is 99. So you’re welcome, I just gave you something that nobody asked for from a show that nobody cares about anymore.

… f*ck that