HOORAY I now have ten friends on the site, and one friend irl, I have eleven friends

DEAR NEWCOMERS TO THE SITE
Here’s an inside joke that likely only me and @ralph will understand: a termite stole me third beard, remember you can no longer opt out of the site, @ralph legally owns your souls now, have fun on the site and good luck with animating
Sincerely local floating eye, Jimmy Steve Bob Joel

@ralph is there a way to see how old an account is?