@t3rraria
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Okay let’s do this
I’m dressed in a black Ducati T-shirt and jeans. For weapons I have a Sig Sauer MPX, an IMI Jericho 45 ACP. and a shovel. I also have a lot of maple syrup cause sales are a good time to buy.
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Oki
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@epitaph200 Why is this the first thing you do when you get back?
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*tyranid rawr*
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Who are you?
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That’s OUR oil.
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Sleeping on the job again
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You actually don’t need detailed figs. I think.
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You are a disgrace. Commit burn in fire
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Turn that frown upside down
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Heppy borfdae
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Woah
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SAS
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Lucky you
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What caliber is that shotgun?
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Are u Canadian
Yes, from New Brunswick, eh?
Ah,
i put on my robe and wizard hat
YOU! Roll initiative!
Well I assume we should get started, are suddenly surrounded by a pack of 3 wolves, in desperate time even they will take maple syrup
I fire carelessly at the 3 wolves from my 50 round drum mag. They will never have my syrup!
You manage to, even though you carelessly fired, kill all the wolves. You skin them and take their fur, you decide not to take their flesh as they might have infection
I go south. Chances are I’ll find a city if I go down from what seems like northern Ontario.
You come across a camp, it seems abandoned yet there are some pieces of food preserved in bags and water in a empty cooler
I’ll take it, leaving some syrup behind to distract anyone trying to follow me.
You suddenly hear crunching leaves from behind you, you hide in a bush
I peek out to see what it was
Sorry for not responding buddy, there’s a big guy, leather jacket, at-47 and a hunting knife
I wait to see if my trap worked
It does. He goes and licks the syrup
I sneak up behind him and bonk him with my shovel
He’s knocked unconscious then a dood pops out of the forest and sees you… it’s @milktea!
I see him, and say
“Hey you, yeah, you! Canadian dude! You lookin for a base? Come with me, I have some maple syrup too.”
I look at him and ask “Est tu perdu? Tu régarde comme tu as marché au moins 50 kilomètres aujourd’hui.”
Looks like we all met up. I look at both of ya and say “let’s go to this base Milktea.”
I say ” Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn’t speak french then.” and proceed to follow you to this base you were talking about.
Wheee
Here’s some maple syrup, use it on pancakes if you want
“Thank you sir. That reminds me, what are your names? (Just make something up or whatever, idk)”
AGN
You can call me MilkTea.
What about you?
“You can call me T3rraria. It’s my player handle for most of my online activity before this whatever you call it happened.”
ok then
I take you to the raptor i rode, we fly to the base to set up camp.
It’s been a long ass day
Indeed
“Yes, it really has.”
We sleep in the raptor
Yes?
Given the fact that an F-22 Raptor is a single seater, i’m sleeping on the left wing.
LMAO @ how you think we sleep in the raptor
We cram ourselves in and fly to the base
That makes more sense. I still call left wing.
whatever.
luckily, I find a strap on seat nearby. I strap it on the left wing, give u a vector, and AGN here can decide what he does
I rip a seat belt out and strap myself to the right wing (my internet cut out sorry)
we fly to the base in less than 15 minutes
we arrive and set up camp
We then eat some food I assume
I share the bagged stuff I found before setting the syrup trap.
We do, and look for a couple of fuel cans, weapons, mags, whaever we find useful, we take. We prepare for a flight to Germany.
“Why Germany?”
Because intel I found says that the scientists are in a secret old N__i bunker there
“Okay, so this was caused by Article 13?”
No.
Because the virus started because of them, and we’ll save the world if we find a cure. we find them, we find a cure
Memes is thy cure
“I thought the virus was created by the EU as a way of controlling the citizens so there would be no riots due to article 13, but it failed and caused everyone to kill eachother.”
lol
*low-flying jet noises combined with loud canadian screaming*
*I burst into laughter*
With an MPX in one hand and a Vector 45 ACP. in the other, I hope that these random strangers don’t crash the plane into a tree or something.
I assume that you’re paranoid?
Don’t worry, we’re here
Exactly, who takes first watch
I suppose you want to?
If not I will. We’ll stay here for a week, then take off to Berlin
Alright, I’ll take first watch
*one week later*
We’re done looting all the base. Lets go.
we climb aboard a cargo ship with tanks and trucks, we drop our stuff, and I go to the cockpit
We prepare for takeoff, and blast off to germany
This time we have actually military jets
yep
you sittin in the back with canadian dude
Okay
“Hey AGN, here’s a preemptive warning: don’t touch my shovel. I tend to violently bonk things with it when it touches something. In fact, I haven’t used my guns yet.”
*high-flying jet noises and canadian screaming in french*
*pew*
*shwom*
*voom*
fast forward 12 hours of terraria screaming, AGN tryna calm him down, we arrive at berlin’s airport.
“Finally” *looks at T3rraria* your not gonna come out of the plane for f*ck sake
I thinks it’s time I explained what AGN stranded for (this is not part of the thing) it stands for A Gaming Noob
No, He comes. We’ll take the truck here.
I meant, nevermind.
WHo WanTS T0 DrIvE??
Shotgun
I’ll be guiding you.
*monatge of us trying to find the Na_i bunker*
We get there
Ok
I draw my MPX and yell the most racist thing you can say to a german to reveal any guards. Cause, y’know, they’re probs gonna shoot me.
I yell “HAIL VICTORY!” In german to see and get my newfound SCAR-L
Guards come out and we shoot them
We take the keys and open the bunker, revealing the two assh()les who started it all there, eating
I bonk them.
I bonk them with my shovel for good measure
I say: FBI OPEN UP YOU NAZI COMMIE D!CKS!
Nooooooo, *starts shooting until I’m out of ammo*
You miss all shots, a tenth of your ammo is depleted
I arrest them, and we fly back to Canada, since they obliterate all diseases there
TO CANADA BIOTCHES
OH CANADA! OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND! TRUE PATRIOT LOVE, IN ALL OF US COMMAND! CAR TON BRAS SAIT PORTÉE L’EPÉE, IL SAIT PORTER LA CROIX! TON HISTOIRE EST UN ÉPOPÉE DE PLUS BRILLIANTS EXPLOITS! GOD KEEP OUT LAND GLORIOUS AND FREE! O CANADA! WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE! O CANADA! WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!
CANADAAAAAAA SORRY WE RAGED WAR WITH YOU IN SOUTH PARK
I guess we won, then. Tomorrow we can mess around on the new group.
Okay works with me, see ya tomorrow
It sucks milktea went offline
Well it is 1 AM
Yeah true
It’s just 1:00pm in my place
It was 1:10 AM at my place
“ME!”
Ok then.
“Sorry. I’m just scared of being inside or on a moving plane.”
I noticed
“Good. I almost dropped my shovel.”
No, I’m not.
Ooh
I shoot them with my shotgun
In the blazing sun, you walk across an abandoned road, no sign of civilization or even an insect. As you walk, you suddenly see a man running toward you, gunfire whizzing past him. It was too quick to be pistol fire. As he runs, he calls for help,
A bullet gets his thigh, where he falls to the ground, in pain. The gunfire stopped.
What do you do?
Be helpful (go out and save him)
Or be silent (hide in an alley)
Be silent. I can sneak up on the raiders and bonk em with my shovel
As you bonked (lol) the last one, you saw a walkie talkie beeping (someone was talking.
Do you…
Be a snoop ( evesdrop)
Or just leave it?
Leave it, if they’re using a walkie talkie they’re probably far away.
As you walk, you hear someone walking up behind you. You turn around and it’s a normal dude, not infected with no materials.
“Hey, please help me.”
Do you
Help him (help him)
Or not?
I bonk him. He’s one of them.
He falls to the floor. No walkie talkie, no nothing. Normal clothes (jeans and white shirt).
You walk further, you come across a dead body with a missing stomach and a quarter of the brain.
It might be a sleeping zombie. Bonk first, ask later.
(Not a zombie, there’s a reason I say infected human)
As you bonked the dead body, you see an infected person come up and eat whatever is left of the brain and insides, completely ignoring you.
What do you do?
Bonk (kill it, maybe doe [to make it fair I will roll a die for this])
Or just back away?
I’m gonna back up. Infected dude can have his noms, I’ll just keep going.
As you back up, the infected human runs away, stalking you from a distant alley. He is in shooting range.
Do you
Shoot (kill)
Or leave him/it/her alone?
Just leave it. The gunshot will attract more.
As you walk away, you see a man beating up a gang member that looked like the guys from earlier. The infected is still watching you, and he is beating the gang member with a bat.
What do you do
Try and sneak past (I will roll a die to choose if you succeed or not)
Or harm them with your shovel (will roll a die)
Sneak. My shovel cannot bonk twice at once.
You tried to sneak past but failed.
The man caught you and beat the bat over your head. You fell to the floor in pain as he started beating your head with the baseball bat.
YOU DIED
The fact that the infected stalked him and when he turned it didn’t attack him shows human soul… Someone in there *sniff*
… Put this on you and you’ll smell like them so they won’t attack
*chime sounds*
Very few know what I mean
Yeah. Because they are humans, just basically crazed maniacs. But if they are calm/fed, they are considered peaceful.
Wasn’t that in a COD:AW trailer?
No I’s be talkings abouts that walking deads telltales series