• Is this group still going because looking back at it it was a pretty nice idea

    0
  • Cookie

    Your in an old abandoned cabin 3 miles outside the forest full of infectants while it being the only thing separating you from total chaos

    (I have literally NO knowledge on guns so)

    You have a pistol with 4 bullets
    A automatic gun with 3 magazines 50 bullets in each one
    A flare gun with 7 flares
    And a bow and 10 arrows

    The pistol and flare are on your hip the automatic on your back and the bow on you with the arrows on your back also

    The only food you have are 2 cans of beans and a pack of stale ramen noodles

    You have a radio but there are no broadcasts dew to almost all of population being torn down

    You have a notebook and pen to either record events in or draw to keep you occupied

    And you only have a bottle of water

    The water beans and ramen are in a bigger than normal fanny pack on your waist

    You are wearing nothing but a t shirt and jeans

    Let’s start:

    In your cabin you hear noise that sounds like infectants coming towards you

    Do you
    Look out the window
    Or
    Stay inside
    Or
    Go outside and shoot whatever’s out there without seeing who’s there

    2
    • I look out the window, being cautious to make sure the mystery doesn’t see me, I checked to make sure I have a full magazine, and made sure I could fire.

      2019-05-19 15:24:48 UTC 1
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI look out the window, being cautious to make sure the myste

        Even though you were sure you heard infectants you see a man running towards you with nothing but jeans on so you can see that he has nothing dangerous on him

        Man: HEEEEELP!!!

        Do you
        Go outside and question him
        Or
        Open the door so he can come in and question him
        Or
        Shoot him
        Or
        Stay and see what happens

        2019-05-19 15:41:19 UTC 0
        • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Even though you were sure you heard infectants you see a man

          Stay in side with my gun ready

          2019-05-19 16:59:14 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceStay in side with my gun ready

            The man runs up to the door banging on it for someone to let him in

            Man: PLEASE is anyone in there I need help!

            You hide so it seems as no one is there

            Man: Someone please hel-

            The man is shot in the leg and he falls down

            Do you
            Go outside and help
            Or
            Stay inside and wait

            2019-05-19 17:29:25 UTC 0
            • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)The man runs up to the door banging on it for someone to let

              Since he got shot, I stay inside and hide, my finger on the trigger, ready to shoot any second.

              2019-05-19 17:48:08 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceSince he got shot, I stay inside and hide, my finger on the

                OH SORRY

                Three men one with a sniper appear out of the grass

                Guy 1: heh looks like it worked

                The man had a phone and he pressed it and it played a infectant sound

                Man 2: Good job… Hey. You think this place got anything we can salvage

                Man 3: maybe

                Do you
                Try to shoot them
                Or
                Hide somewhere else
                Or
                Run out the back door

                2019-05-19 19:31:09 UTC 0
                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)OH SORRY Three men one with a sniper appear out of the gras

                  I taunt them until they have to reload, and then pummel them with bullets

                  2019-05-19 19:36:37 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI taunt them until they have to reload, and then pummel them

                    You look through each one of there inventories and you find a phone (the one they used to make the infectant sound) and a can of soda (stars and stripes fruit punch because it is the BEST)

                    Do you
                    Take the phone
                    Or
                    Take the soda
                    Or
                    Take both

                    2019-05-19 21:59:50 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)You look through each one of there inventories and you find

                      I take nothing, as the soda may be poisoned, and the phone may have a tracker

                      2019-05-19 22:18:05 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI take nothing, as the soda may be poisoned, and the phone m

                        Sorry internet went off

                        As you go back inside you hear more infectant sounds

                        You think “why would they play more sounds if I’m already out”

                        You look around and see an actual infectant running towards you

                        The sound from you and their guns attracted it

                        Do you
                        Shoot it down
                        Or
                        Run inside
                        Or
                        Go in the cabin and out the back door to a raft in the sea

                        2019-05-20 00:22:47 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Sorry internet went off As you go back inside you hear more

                          I shoot the infected down with my pistol

                          2019-05-20 02:08:48 UTC 0
                          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI shoot the infected down with my pistol

                            You shoot the infectant down but then another one comes out, then another and then a horde of infectants appear… Running towards……. You

                            Do you
                            Try and shoot them down
                            Or
                            Go inside
                            Or
                            Go into the sea

                            2019-05-20 03:40:36 UTC 0
                            • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)You shoot the infectant down but then another one comes out,

                              I run away, shooting what I can.

                              2019-05-20 13:16:05 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI run away, shooting what I can.

                                You spend a magazine on shooting them (for no reason)

                                You run to the raft

                                The infectants are closing in rapidly

                                You get on the raft just at the last moment

                                You now spend your whole life on a raft unless you find another home

                                Do you go left or right

                                I will roll a dice on what happens when you choose

                                2019-05-21 04:13:06 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)You spend a magazine on shooting them (for no reason) You r

                                  Okay

                                  1) Assuming it’s an M16, those things would definitely kill most of them.

                                  2) they are literally rotten humans with a brain (so skin and bones are weaker)

                                  3) Why would I go onto the water if I’m clearly faster and stronger?

                                  2019-05-21 13:04:41 UTC 0
                                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceOkay 1) Assuming it's an M16, those things would definite

                                    Ooooookaaaaay

                                    (1) They would but still it was for nothing since they weren’t really close to you

                                    (2) Yeah but it’s a horde of RUNNING infectants

                                    (3) It’s A HOOORDE horde of RUNNING infectants so even though they’re not that close, they’re to fast and to wide to go around… The only way to go is on the raft

                                    2019-05-21 19:06:40 UTC 0
                                    • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Ooooookaaaaay (1) They would but still it was for nothing s

                                      1) If they are that far away an M16 bullet can’t reach them, then I could outrun them due to them being far away.

                                      2) Yeah but they can’t run that fast since they are rotten.

                                      3) They are not fast, but an M16 should gun them down

                                      2019-05-21 20:59:43 UTC 0
                                      • Replying to: CookieInTheFace1) If they are that far away an M16 bullet can't reach them

                                        (1) Naw because the horde is to wide and you don’t have enough ammo to kill’em all and they are close just not that close

                                        (2) Yeah they can’t

                                        (3) Not all of them

                                        2019-05-21 22:43:31 UTC 0
                                        • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)(1) Naw because the horde is to wide and you don't have eno

                                          1) but you made it sound like it’s useless

                                          2) so why would I run onto the water where I would be stranded?

                                          3) but it would still do some damage

                                          2019-05-21 23:27:33 UTC 0
                                          • Replying to: CookieInTheFace1) but you made it sound like it's useless 2) so why would

                                            (1) yeah cause you could outrun them so it kinda was

                                            (2) because the only way to go is to the raft or around them and you can’t run around them fast enough and its either stranded or death (and I would personally choos death by suicide cause I’m not getting eaten alive to feel all that pain)

                                            (3) yeah but it wouldn’t kill all of them like I said

                                            This argument is kinda time consuming but I’m ok with it

                                            2019-05-22 16:59:27 UTC 0
                                            • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)(1) yeah cause you could outrun them so it kinda was (2) be

                                              1) so I could shoot them

                                              2) why wouldn’t I just shoot them down? And once again, I’m faster so I could run around the line

                                              3) I could tho.

                                              2019-05-22 20:00:46 UTC 0
    • Every oompa loompa

      2019-05-21 00:46:12 UTC 0
  • @ssbswb I want to be a narrator/mod but how do I do so

    Do I take a test

    1
    • Yeh

      2019-05-19 03:22:15 UTC 0
  • Made an Illustration too.
    Swat Have a Helicopter,And I Have a Truck With A Carrier. The carrier is loaded with a ramp car,But ill need it later.
    Its not far,but has tons of zombies. im armed Well, And I Hear A Knock At My Door. I also have my dog too, what do i do?

    4
    • I’m here

      While checking your M16, you hear a knock. Followed by a trassmission saying that they are leaving shortly.

      The bangs get louder and louder, until a hoard of infected humans (once again, not zombies, more like vampire creatures, but instead of blood, organs) burst down the door

      The dog runs away,

      Do you

      Try and stop him/her

      Kill the zombies

      Leave out the back door?

      2019-05-18 05:43:27 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI'm here While checking your M16, you hear a knock. Follow

        I leave Through The Back door.
        (My dog will only alert me, he will run away from battles unless needed.)

        2019-05-18 05:48:40 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Mr.Oof (Currently trying To Burn Ice)I leave Through The Back door. (My dog will only alert me, h

          As you run through the back door, you hop the fence and run in the direction of your only get-away. You hop in the truck and fiddle with the keys, before finally starting it. As you drive off, you see a hoard of infected humans trying to hop onto your car.

          As you drive near the plane, an infected human hops in front of the windshield, blocking your view. You then crash, M16 in hand.

          What do you do?

          Dip it and run toward the plane,

          Try and kill the people.

          2019-05-18 05:53:52 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you run through the back door, you hop the fence and run

            I Dip On those fools a Swish Swish Swish Fly

            2019-05-18 06:16:44 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Mr.Oof (Currently trying To Burn Ice)I Dip On those fools a Swish Swish Swish Fly

              As you run to the plane, a women with an Scar H tells you to get on.

              As you get in the plane, you see a gas shoot through the vents, you see people cough and wheeze. What do you do?

              Get out and run away

              Stay in

              Get out and shoot everyone?

              2019-05-18 07:12:03 UTC 0
  • Okay let\’s do this

    I\’m dressed in a black Ducati T-shirt and jeans. For weapons I have a Sig Sauer MPX, an IMI Jericho 45 ACP. and a shovel. I also have a lot of maple syrup cause sales are a good time to buy.

    0
    • Are u Canadian

      2019-05-04 00:02:38 UTC 1
    • i put on my robe and wizard hat

      2019-05-04 01:17:59 UTC 3
    • Well I assume we should get started, are suddenly surrounded by a pack of 3 wolves, in desperate time even they will take maple syrup

      2019-05-04 01:39:17 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CussWell I assume we should get started, are suddenly surrounded

        I fire carelessly at the 3 wolves from my 50 round drum mag. They will never have my syrup!

        2019-05-04 01:41:11 UTC 0
        • Replying to: T3rrariaI fire carelessly at the 3 wolves from my 50 round drum mag.

          You manage to, even though you carelessly fired, kill all the wolves. You skin them and take their fur, you decide not to take their flesh as they might have infection

          2019-05-04 01:43:02 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CussYou manage to, even though you carelessly fired, kill all th

            I go south. Chances are I’ll find a city if I go down from what seems like northern Ontario.

            2019-05-04 01:45:00 UTC 0
            • Replying to: T3rrariaI go south. Chances are I'll find a city if I go down from

              You come across a camp, it seems abandoned yet there are some pieces of food preserved in bags and water in a empty cooler

              2019-05-04 01:47:09 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CussYou come across a camp, it seems abandoned yet there are som

                I’ll take it, leaving some syrup behind to distract anyone trying to follow me.

                2019-05-04 01:49:20 UTC 0
                • Replying to: T3rrariaI'll take it, leaving some syrup behind to distract anyone

                  You suddenly hear crunching leaves from behind you, you hide in a bush

                  2019-05-04 01:50:09 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: CussYou suddenly hear crunching leaves from behind you, you hide

                    I peek out to see what it was

                    2019-05-04 01:53:42 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: T3rrariaI peek out to see what it was

                      Sorry for not responding buddy, there’s a big guy, leather jacket, at-47 and a hunting knife

                      2019-05-04 02:29:32 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: CussSorry for not responding buddy, there’s a big guy, leather j

                        I wait to see if my trap worked

                        2019-05-04 02:31:39 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: T3rrariaI wait to see if my trap worked

                          It does. He goes and licks the syrup

                          2019-05-04 02:34:12 UTC 1
                          • Replying to: CussIt does. He goes and licks the syrup

                            I sneak up behind him and bonk him with my shovel

                            2019-05-04 02:37:49 UTC 1
                            • Replying to: T3rrariaI sneak up behind him and bonk him with my shovel

                              He’s knocked unconscious then a dood pops out of the forest and sees you… it’s @milktea!

                              2019-05-04 02:38:59 UTC 1
                              • Replying to: CussHe’s knocked unconscious then a dood pops out of the forest

                                I see him, and say
                                “Hey you, yeah, you! Canadian dude! You lookin for a base? Come with me, I have some maple syrup too.”

                                2019-05-04 02:42:35 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CussHe’s knocked unconscious then a dood pops out of the forest

                                I look at him and ask “Est tu perdu? Tu régarde comme tu as marché au moins 50 kilomètres aujourd’hui.”

                                2019-05-04 02:43:29 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: T3rrariaI look at him and ask "Est tu perdu? Tu régarde comme tu as

                                  Looks like we all met up. I look at both of ya and say “let’s go to this base Milktea.”

                                  2019-05-04 02:45:54 UTC 0
                                  • Replying to: CussLooks like we all met up. I look at both of ya and say “let’

                                    I say ” Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn’t speak french then.” and proceed to follow you to this base you were talking about.

                                    2019-05-04 02:48:31 UTC 0
                                    • Replying to: T3rrariaI say " Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn't speak fr

                                      Wheee

                                      2019-05-04 02:48:57 UTC 0
                                    • Replying to: T3rrariaI say " Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn't speak fr

                                      Here’s some maple syrup, use it on pancakes if you want

                                      2019-05-04 02:50:26 UTC 0
                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusHere's some maple syrup, use it on pancakes if you want

                                        “Thank you sir. That reminds me, what are your names? (Just make something up or whatever, idk)”

                                        2019-05-04 02:52:38 UTC 0
                                        • Replying to: T3rraria"Thank you sir. That reminds me, what are your names? (Just

                                          AGN

                                          2019-05-04 02:53:02 UTC 0
                                        • Replying to: T3rraria"Thank you sir. That reminds me, what are your names? (Just

                                          You can call me MilkTea.
                                          What about you?

                                          2019-05-04 03:05:37 UTC 0
                                          • Replying to: P0lybiusYou can call me MilkTea. What about you?

                                            “You can call me T3rraria. It’s my player handle for most of my online activity before this whatever you call it happened.”

                                            2019-05-04 03:07:43 UTC 0
                                            • Replying to: T3rraria"You can call me T3rraria. It's my player handle for most

                                              ok then

                                              2019-05-04 03:10:05 UTC 0
                                    • Replying to: T3rrariaI say " Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn't speak fr

                                      I take you to the raptor i rode, we fly to the base to set up camp.
                                      It’s been a long ass day

                                      2019-05-04 02:53:35 UTC 0
                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusI take you to the raptor i rode, we fly to the base to set u

                                        Indeed

                                        2019-05-04 02:54:03 UTC 0
                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusI take you to the raptor i rode, we fly to the base to set u

                                        “Yes, it really has.”

                                        2019-05-04 02:56:32 UTC 0
                                        • Replying to: T3rraria"Yes, it really has."

                                          We sleep in the raptor
                                          Yes?

                                          2019-05-04 02:57:05 UTC 0
                                          • Replying to: CussWe sleep in the raptor Yes?

                                            Given the fact that an F-22 Raptor is a single seater, i’m sleeping on the left wing.

                                            2019-05-04 02:59:09 UTC 0
                                            • Replying to: T3rrariaGiven the fact that an F-22 Raptor is a single seater, i'm

                                              LMAO @ how you think we sleep in the raptor
                                              We cram ourselves in and fly to the base

                                              2019-05-04 03:02:23 UTC 0
                                              • Replying to: P0lybiusLMAO @ how you think we sleep in the raptor We cram ourselve

                                                That makes more sense. I still call left wing.

                                                2019-05-04 03:05:57 UTC 0
                                                • Replying to: T3rrariaThat makes more sense. I still call left wing.

                                                  whatever.
                                                  luckily, I find a strap on seat nearby. I strap it on the left wing, give u a vector, and AGN here can decide what he does

                                                  2019-05-04 03:08:28 UTC 0
                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiuswhatever. luckily, I find a strap on seat nearby. I strap it

                                                    I rip a seat belt out and strap myself to the right wing (my internet cut out sorry)

                                                    2019-05-04 03:10:12 UTC 0
                                                    • Replying to: CussI rip a seat belt out and strap myself to the right wing (my

                                                      we fly to the base in less than 15 minutes
                                                      we arrive and set up camp

                                                      2019-05-04 03:10:44 UTC 0
                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiuswe fly to the base in less than 15 minutes we arrive and set

                                                        We then eat some food I assume

                                                        2019-05-04 03:11:20 UTC 0
                                                        • Replying to: CussWe then eat some food I assume

                                                          I share the bagged stuff I found before setting the syrup trap.

                                                          2019-05-04 03:13:34 UTC 1
                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiuswe fly to the base in less than 15 minutes we arrive and set

                                                        We do, and look for a couple of fuel cans, weapons, mags, whaever we find useful, we take. We prepare for a flight to Germany.

                                                        2019-05-04 03:14:09 UTC 0
                                                        • Replying to: P0lybiusWe do, and look for a couple of fuel cans, weapons, mags, wh

                                                          “Why Germany?”

                                                          2019-05-04 03:16:39 UTC 0
                                                          • Replying to: T3rraria"Why Germany?"

                                                            Because intel I found says that the scientists are in a secret old N__i bunker there

                                                            2019-05-04 03:18:16 UTC 0
                                                            • Replying to: P0lybiusBecause intel I found says that the scientists are in a secr

                                                              “Okay, so this was caused by Article 13?”

                                                              2019-05-04 03:23:24 UTC 1
                                                              • Replying to: T3rraria"Okay, so this was caused by Article 13?"

                                                                No.
                                                                Because the virus started because of them, and we’ll save the world if we find a cure. we find them, we find a cure

                                                                2019-05-04 03:28:08 UTC 0
                                                                • Replying to: P0lybiusNo. Because the virus started because of them, and we'll sa

                                                                  Memes is thy cure

                                                                  2019-05-04 03:29:34 UTC 1
                                                                • Replying to: P0lybiusNo. Because the virus started because of them, and we'll sa

                                                                  “I thought the virus was created by the EU as a way of controlling the citizens so there would be no riots due to article 13, but it failed and caused everyone to kill eachother.”

                                                                  2019-05-04 03:32:30 UTC 0
                                                                  • Replying to: T3rraria"I thought the virus was created by the EU as a way of cont

                                                                    lol

                                                                    2019-05-04 03:37:38 UTC 0
                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiuswe fly to the base in less than 15 minutes we arrive and set

                                                        *low-flying jet noises combined with loud canadian screaming*

                                                        2019-05-04 03:14:52 UTC 0
                                                        • Replying to: T3rraria*low-flying jet noises combined with loud canadian screaming

                                                          *I burst into laughter*

                                                          2019-05-04 03:15:59 UTC 0
                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiuswhatever. luckily, I find a strap on seat nearby. I strap it

                                                    With an MPX in one hand and a Vector 45 ACP. in the other, I hope that these random strangers don’t crash the plane into a tree or something.

                                                    2019-05-04 03:11:15 UTC 0
                                                    • Replying to: T3rrariaWith an MPX in one hand and a Vector 45 ACP. in the other, I

                                                      I assume that you’re paranoid?
                                                      Don’t worry, we’re here

                                                      2019-05-04 03:13:18 UTC 0
                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusI assume that you're paranoid? Don't worry, we're here

                                                        Exactly, who takes first watch

                                                        2019-05-04 03:14:40 UTC 0
                                                        • Replying to: CussExactly, who takes first watch

                                                          I suppose you want to?
                                                          If not I will. We’ll stay here for a week, then take off to Berlin

                                                          2019-05-04 03:16:46 UTC 0
                                                          • Replying to: P0lybiusI suppose you want to? If not I will. We'll stay here for a

                                                            Alright, I’ll take first watch

                                                            2019-05-04 03:17:31 UTC 0
                                                            • Replying to: CussAlright, I’ll take first watch

                                                              *one week later*

                                                              2019-05-04 03:18:54 UTC 0
                                                              • Replying to: Cuss*one week later*

                                                                We’re done looting all the base. Lets go.
                                                                we climb aboard a cargo ship with tanks and trucks, we drop our stuff, and I go to the cockpit

                                                                2019-05-04 03:22:14 UTC 0
                                                                • Replying to: P0lybiusWe're done looting all the base. Lets go. we climb aboard a

                                                                  We prepare for takeoff, and blast off to germany

                                                                  2019-05-04 03:22:31 UTC 0
                                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiusWe prepare for takeoff, and blast off to germany

                                                                    This time we have actually military jets

                                                                    2019-05-04 03:23:24 UTC 0
                                                                    • Replying to: CussThis time we have actually military jets

                                                                      yep
                                                                      you sittin in the back with canadian dude

                                                                      2019-05-04 03:30:49 UTC 1
                                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusyep you sittin in the back with canadian dude

                                                                        Okay

                                                                        2019-05-04 03:31:33 UTC 0
                                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusyep you sittin in the back with canadian dude

                                                                        “Hey AGN, here’s a preemptive warning: don’t touch my shovel. I tend to violently bonk things with it when it touches something. In fact, I haven’t used my guns yet.”

                                                                        2019-05-04 03:36:05 UTC 1
                                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiusWe prepare for takeoff, and blast off to germany

                                                                    *high-flying jet noises and canadian screaming in french*

                                                                    2019-05-04 03:24:29 UTC 0
                                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiusWe prepare for takeoff, and blast off to germany

                                                                    fast forward 12 hours of terraria screaming, AGN tryna calm him down, we arrive at berlin’s airport.

                                                                    2019-05-04 03:33:05 UTC 1
                                                                    • Replying to: P0lybiusfast forward 12 hours of terraria screaming, AGN tryna calm

                                                                      “Finally” *looks at T3rraria* your not gonna come out of the plane for f*ck sake

                                                                      2019-05-04 03:34:14 UTC 1
                                                                      • Replying to: Cuss“Finally” *looks at T3rraria* your not gonna come out of the

                                                                        I thinks it’s time I explained what AGN stranded for (this is not part of the thing) it stands for A Gaming Noob

                                                                        2019-05-04 03:36:28 UTC 0
                                                                      • Replying to: Cuss“Finally” *looks at T3rraria* your not gonna come out of the

                                                                        No, He comes. We’ll take the truck here.

                                                                        2019-05-04 03:36:49 UTC 1
                                                                        • Replying to: P0lybiusNo, He comes. We'll take the truck here.

                                                                          I meant, nevermind.

                                                                          2019-05-04 03:37:56 UTC 1
                                                                        • Replying to: P0lybiusNo, He comes. We'll take the truck here.

                                                                          WHo WanTS T0 DrIvE??

                                                                          2019-05-04 03:39:06 UTC 2
                                                                          • Replying to: P0lybiusWHo WanTS T0 DrIvE??

                                                                            Shotgun

                                                                            2019-05-04 03:40:20 UTC 2
                                                                            • Replying to: CussShotgun

                                                                              I’ll be guiding you.
                                                                              *monatge of us trying to find the Na_i bunker*
                                                                              We get there

                                                                              2019-05-04 03:43:54 UTC 1
                                                                              • Replying to: P0lybiusI'll be guiding you. *monatge of us trying to find the Na_i

                                                                                Ok

                                                                                2019-05-04 03:44:50 UTC 0
                                                                              • Replying to: P0lybiusI'll be guiding you. *monatge of us trying to find the Na_i

                                                                                I draw my MPX and yell the most racist thing you can say to a german to reveal any guards. Cause, y’know, they’re probs gonna shoot me.

                                                                                2019-05-04 03:47:58 UTC 0
                                                                                • Replying to: T3rrariaI draw my MPX and yell the most racist thing you can say to

                                                                                  I yell “HAIL VICTORY!” In german to see and get my newfound SCAR-L

                                                                                  2019-05-04 03:49:12 UTC 0
                                                                                  • Replying to: P0lybiusI yell "HAIL VICTORY!" In german to see and get my newfoun

                                                                                    Guards come out and we shoot them

                                                                                    2019-05-04 03:49:46 UTC 0
                                                                                    • Replying to: P0lybiusGuards come out and we shoot them

                                                                                      We take the keys and open the bunker, revealing the two assh()les who started it all there, eating

                                                                                      2019-05-04 03:51:22 UTC 0
                                                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusWe take the keys and open the bunker, revealing the two assh

                                                                                        I bonk them.

                                                                                        2019-05-04 03:58:19 UTC 0
                                                                                    • Replying to: P0lybiusGuards come out and we shoot them

                                                                                      I bonk them with my shovel for good measure

                                                                                      2019-05-04 03:53:29 UTC 0
                                                                                      • Replying to: T3rrariaI bonk them with my shovel for good measure

                                                                                        I say: FBI OPEN UP YOU NAZI COMMIE D!CKS!

                                                                                        2019-05-04 03:55:51 UTC 1
                                                                                        • Replying to: P0lybiusI say: FBI OPEN UP YOU NAZI COMMIE D!CKS!

                                                                                          Nooooooo, *starts shooting until I’m out of ammo*

                                                                                          2019-05-04 03:56:46 UTC 1
                                                                                          • Replying to: CussNooooooo, *starts shooting until I’m out of ammo*

                                                                                            You miss all shots, a tenth of your ammo is depleted
                                                                                            I arrest them, and we fly back to Canada, since they obliterate all diseases there

                                                                                            2019-05-04 03:58:11 UTC 2
                                                                                            • Replying to: P0lybiusYou miss all shots, a tenth of your ammo is depleted I arres

                                                                                              TO CANADA BIOTCHES

                                                                                              2019-05-04 03:59:17 UTC 1
                                                                                              • Replying to: CussTO CANADA BIOTCHES

                                                                                                OH CANADA! OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND! TRUE PATRIOT LOVE, IN ALL OF US COMMAND! CAR TON BRAS SAIT PORTÉE L’EPÉE, IL SAIT PORTER LA CROIX! TON HISTOIRE EST UN ÉPOPÉE DE PLUS BRILLIANTS EXPLOITS! GOD KEEP OUT LAND GLORIOUS AND FREE! O CANADA! WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE! O CANADA! WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!

                                                                                                2019-05-04 04:04:58 UTC 0
                                                                                                • Replying to: T3rrariaOH CANADA! OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND! TRUE PATRIOT LOVE, IN A

                                                                                                  CANADAAAAAAA SORRY WE RAGED WAR WITH YOU IN SOUTH PARK

                                                                                                  2019-05-04 04:05:49 UTC 0
                                                                                                  • Replying to: CussCANADAAAAAAA SORRY WE RAGED WAR WITH YOU IN SOUTH PARK

                                                                                                    I guess we won, then. Tomorrow we can mess around on the new group.

                                                                                                    2019-05-04 04:08:35 UTC 0
                                                                                                    • Replying to: T3rrariaI guess we won, then. Tomorrow we can mess around on the new

                                                                                                      Okay works with me, see ya tomorrow

                                                                                                      2019-05-04 04:09:59 UTC 0
                                                                                                  • Replying to: CussCANADAAAAAAA SORRY WE RAGED WAR WITH YOU IN SOUTH PARK

                                                                                                    It sucks milktea went offline

                                                                                                    2019-05-04 04:09:03 UTC 0
                                                                          • Replying to: P0lybiusWHo WanTS T0 DrIvE??

                                                                            “ME!”

                                                                            2019-05-04 03:40:56 UTC 1
                                                                      • Replying to: Cuss“Finally” *looks at T3rraria* your not gonna come out of the

                                                                        “Sorry. I’m just scared of being inside or on a moving plane.”

                                                                        2019-05-04 03:37:35 UTC 0
                                                                        • Replying to: T3rraria"Sorry. I'm just scared of being inside or on a moving pla

                                                                          I noticed

                                                                          2019-05-04 03:38:12 UTC 1
                                                      • Replying to: P0lybiusI assume that you're paranoid? Don't worry, we're here

                                                        “Good. I almost dropped my shovel.”

                                                        2019-05-04 03:15:19 UTC 2
                                • Replying to: T3rrariaI look at him and ask "Est tu perdu? Tu régarde comme tu as

                                  No, I’m not.

                                  2019-05-04 02:47:47 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CussYou come across a camp, it seems abandoned yet there are som

                Ooh

                2019-05-04 01:53:50 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CussWell I assume we should get started, are suddenly surrounded

        I shoot them with my shotgun

        2019-05-04 01:41:43 UTC 0
    • In the blazing sun, you walk across an abandoned road, no sign of civilization or even an insect. As you walk, you suddenly see a man running toward you, gunfire whizzing past him. It was too quick to be pistol fire. As he runs, he calls for help,

      A bullet gets his thigh, where he falls to the ground, in pain. The gunfire stopped.

      What do you do?

      Be helpful (go out and save him)

      Or be silent (hide in an alley)

      2019-05-04 02:27:49 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceIn the blazing sun, you walk across an abandoned road, no si

        Be silent. I can sneak up on the raiders and bonk em with my shovel

        2019-05-04 02:32:33 UTC 0
        • Replying to: T3rrariaBe silent. I can sneak up on the raiders and bonk em with my

          As you bonked (lol) the last one, you saw a walkie talkie beeping (someone was talking.

          Do you…

          Be a snoop ( evesdrop)

          Or just leave it?

          2019-05-04 02:34:06 UTC 1
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you bonked (lol) the last one, you saw a walkie talkie be

            Leave it, if they’re using a walkie talkie they’re probably far away.

            2019-05-04 02:36:28 UTC 0
            • Replying to: T3rrariaLeave it, if they're using a walkie talkie they're probabl

              As you walk, you hear someone walking up behind you. You turn around and it’s a normal dude, not infected with no materials.

              “Hey, please help me.”

              Do you

              Help him (help him)
              Or not?

              2019-05-04 02:38:25 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you walk, you hear someone walking up behind you. You tur

                I bonk him. He’s one of them.

                2019-05-04 02:40:23 UTC 0
                • Replying to: T3rrariaI bonk him. He's one of them.

                  He falls to the floor. No walkie talkie, no nothing. Normal clothes (jeans and white shirt).

                  You walk further, you come across a dead body with a missing stomach and a quarter of the brain.

                  2019-05-04 02:43:16 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceHe falls to the floor. No walkie talkie, no nothing. Normal

                    It might be a sleeping zombie. Bonk first, ask later.

                    2019-05-04 02:45:20 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: T3rrariaIt might be a sleeping zombie. Bonk first, ask later.

                      (Not a zombie, there’s a reason I say infected human)

                      As you bonked the dead body, you see an infected person come up and eat whatever is left of the brain and insides, completely ignoring you.

                      What do you do?

                      Bonk (kill it, maybe doe [to make it fair I will roll a die for this])

                      Or just back away?

                      2019-05-04 02:48:22 UTC 1
                      • Replying to: CookieInTheFace(Not a zombie, there's a reason I say infected human) As y

                        I’m gonna back up. Infected dude can have his noms, I’ll just keep going.

                        2019-05-04 02:50:36 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: T3rrariaI'm gonna back up. Infected dude can have his noms, I'll j

                          As you back up, the infected human runs away, stalking you from a distant alley. He is in shooting range.

                          Do you

                          Shoot (kill)

                          Or leave him/it/her alone?

                          2019-05-04 02:56:23 UTC 0
                          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you back up, the infected human runs away, stalking you f

                            Just leave it. The gunshot will attract more.

                            2019-05-04 02:57:36 UTC 0
                            • Replying to: T3rrariaJust leave it. The gunshot will attract more.

                              As you walk away, you see a man beating up a gang member that looked like the guys from earlier. The infected is still watching you, and he is beating the gang member with a bat.

                              What do you do

                              Try and sneak past (I will roll a die to choose if you succeed or not)

                              Or harm them with your shovel (will roll a die)

                              2019-05-04 03:01:06 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you walk away, you see a man beating up a gang member tha

                                Sneak. My shovel cannot bonk twice at once.

                                2019-05-04 03:05:11 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: T3rrariaSneak. My shovel cannot bonk twice at once.

                                  You tried to sneak past but failed.

                                  The man caught you and beat the bat over your head. You fell to the floor in pain as he started beating your head with the baseball bat.

                                  YOU DIED

                                  2019-05-05 21:12:30 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you walk away, you see a man beating up a gang member tha

                                The fact that the infected stalked him and when he turned it didn’t attack him shows human soul… Someone in there *sniff*

                                … Put this on you and you’ll smell like them so they won’t attack

                                *chime sounds*

                                Very few know what I mean

                                2019-05-19 02:49:29 UTC 1
                                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)The fact that the infected stalked him and when he turned it

                                  Yeah. Because they are humans, just basically crazed maniacs. But if they are calm/fed, they are considered peaceful.

                                  2019-05-19 03:21:46 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)The fact that the infected stalked him and when he turned it

                                  Wasn’t that in a COD:AW trailer?

                                  2019-05-19 11:23:07 UTC 0
  • Day 1
    Its been some time since this all began
    I am a medical proffesional with a surgeon degree. I have a sowing kit and some tools. I have a basic store bought combat knife and a old aluminum baseball bat. I also have a large backpack with a built in first aid kit. Im currently hiding in a abandoned house with little supplies

    3
    • Oooh

      2019-05-02 15:17:19 UTC 0
    • inb4 you find epitaph huddled near a campfire and you two are stuck together to survive

      2019-05-02 17:32:19 UTC 4
    • You pace around in the house, the wood creaking quietly. Suddenly, you hear a voice, raspy and shortened to few words and whimpers, the voice speaks;

      ???: Let *wheeze* me in! H-*wheeze* elp! Pl—*wheeze* please!

      Do you let the person in, or do you try and kill them?

      2019-05-03 22:44:41 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceYou pace around in the house, the wood creaking quietly. Sud

        ITS EPITAPH, the guys says

        2019-05-04 02:00:38 UTC 0
        • Replying to: P0lybiusITS EPITAPH, the guys says

          Please, I know we’ve had a rough past bu-but please let me in

          2019-05-04 02:02:13 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceYou pace around in the house, the wood creaking quietly. Sud

        I let them in

        2019-05-06 03:29:29 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2I let them in

          You open the door, a man stumbles in with a rifle

          And with a very clear voice he says

          “Ready to die?”

          He points your rifle at you and pulls the trigger. The magazine was empty and he had to reload

          What do you do?

          Kill him

          Knock him out

          Disarm him?

          2019-05-06 22:10:40 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceYou open the door, a man stumbles in with a rifle And with

            knock him out
            takes his equipment
            and tie him to a chair with ducktape

            2019-05-07 14:34:50 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2knock him out takes his equipment and tie him to a chair wit

              He wakes up

              “Hey! Let me go!”

              2019-05-07 21:02:07 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceHe wakes up "Hey! Let me go!"

                “not until you explain why you tired to kill me”
                i grab some surgeon equipment (needles and small knives)
                “or i can interrogate you”
                i say with as much madman i can muster

                2019-05-08 14:56:30 UTC 0
                • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2"not until you explain why you tired to kill me" i grab so

                  “Its The Survival Of The Fittest,I Had No Choice!”

                  2019-05-08 14:59:42 UTC 0
                • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2"not until you explain why you tired to kill me" i grab so

                  “I’ll murder you once I break out of this! And more are coming!”

                  2019-05-08 19:45:37 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFace"I'll murder you once I break out of this! And more are co

                    “good to know” i knock him out and take his stuff
                    then i fortify the house with traps and leave out the back silently

                    2019-05-09 14:29:54 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2"good to know" i knock him out and take his stuff then i f

                      As you walk out the back, you hear a very very, loud, practically deafening gun shot.

                      You then see a hole at you feet

                      What do you do?

                      Run back inside and try and find who it was

                      Stay out and try to shoot the person.

                      2019-05-09 22:41:44 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you walk out the back, you hear a very very, loud, practi

                        Run inside but get to cover

                        2019-05-11 19:22:13 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2Run inside but get to cover

                          As you get under a table, you hear a knock at the door.

                          You then hear a gun shot then screaming, from outside the door.

                          Do you

                          Help the person

                          Shoot through the door

                          Leave it alone altogether.

                          2019-05-11 19:27:50 UTC 0
                          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you get under a table, you hear a knock at the door. Yo

                            Burst through the door
                            Pray i can help them

                            2019-05-11 19:34:29 UTC 0
                            • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2Burst through the door Pray i can help them

                              You open the door to a man with his leg blown off

                              You drag him inside, and as you close the door, a woman appears and she shoots a round from her shotgun.

                              Miraculously, the door catches all the bullets.

                              What do you do?

                              Run away

                              Or kill

                              2019-05-11 19:39:11 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceYou open the door to a man with his leg blown off You drag

                                Shoot her in the leg or arms
                                Cause her too much pain to use her gun

                                2019-05-11 19:58:38 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2Shoot her in the leg or arms Cause her too much pain to use

                                  As you bring out your weapon, she knocks you down, and points the shotgun at your head.

                                  You close your eyes

                                  BANG! You hear another deafening noise, then see the women fall to the ground.

                                  Do you

                                  Look to see who shot her

                                  Save yourself and hide?

                                  2019-05-11 20:11:28 UTC 0
                                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you bring out your weapon, she knocks you down, and point

                                    Roll to side and see

                                    2019-05-11 20:26:03 UTC 0
                                    • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2Roll to side and see

                                      You peak your head out to find someone with a sniper in the distance.

                                      As you noticed him, he shot at you, hitting your head

                                      You fell to the floor

                                      YOU DIED

                                      2019-05-11 20:36:51 UTC 0
    • Oof

      2019-05-05 21:13:55 UTC 0
  • It\’s day one

    Food: I have nothing on me but a old French Fry I found in my pocket and a VEEEEEEERY old half empty bottle of lemonade (or at least I think it is -.-)

    Wearing: A track shirt (tight shirt) jogging pants underwear and a spare vest (or as you monsters call it… Wife beater)

    Weapons: A wooden bat and a hunting knife

    Skills: I\’m great at crafting weapons

    So what you got?

    1
    • Well, that’s kinda sad

      2019-05-02 15:30:34 UTC 0
    • As you plan a heist to go and get more survival materials, a man comes up wearing a PUBG esc helmet, a white tank top, and ripped jeans. He’s covered in blood, and is pointing a hand gun at you

      ???: Who the hell are you? Are you infected?

      His voice has too clear for him to be infected,

      Do you tell him, or do you bring out one of your weapons and tell him to back off?

      2019-05-03 22:41:10 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you plan a heist to go and get more survival materials, a

        I tell him

        Me: Whoa there. No need to get all aggressive, I’m not infected

        2019-05-03 23:39:09 UTC 0
        • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)I tell him Me: Whoa there. No need to get all aggressive, I

          He walks up and sticks a syringe in you, taking as much blood ss I think can hold from your body. He then runs off, his weapons falling out of his backpack.

          2019-05-04 02:08:20 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceHe walks up and sticks a syringe in you, taking as much bloo

            I pick up a auto-matic rifle and one flashbang and run after him

            Andre: HEY GET YOUR WEIRD ASS BACK HERE!!! (wtf just happened)

            2019-05-05 01:54:06 UTC 0
            • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)I pick up a auto-matic rifle and one flashbang and run after

              As you ran, you tackled him

              You: What the hell?! Why did you do that?

              “I-I need clean blood for my family! Don’t hurt me! Please!”

              Do you

              Kill him

              Or spare him (let him go and use your blood)?

              2019-05-05 03:00:49 UTC 0
              • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you ran, you tackled him You: What the hell?! Why did yo

                Spare him

                Me: Okay but you could have just asked for it

                2019-05-05 04:14:52 UTC 0
                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Spare him Me: Okay but you could have just asked for it

                  He says sorry and runs away.

                  As you continue to walk, a person runs up to you with a shovel

                  What do you do?

                  Shoot

                  Try and stop him?

                  2019-05-05 04:18:10 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceHe says sorry and runs away. As you continue to walk, a per

                    Try and stop him

                    Me: *pulls out my bat* What’s wrong with you?!?

                    2019-05-05 05:09:21 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Try and stop him Me: *pulls out my bat* What's wrong with

                      Not answering, he gets closer and hits the base ball bat, destroying it against the shovel, he then throws the shovel at your head.

                      You wake up in a camp, surrounded by supplies and two men, with only a machete and glock on each one.

                      2019-05-05 05:41:19 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceNot answering, he gets closer and hits the base ball bat, de

                        Me: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!

                        2019-05-05 06:17:05 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Me: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!

                          They don’t answer.

                          They then grab you and throw you into a cell for a tiger.

                          “Sorry. Bosses orders.”

                          2019-05-05 06:38:21 UTC 0
                          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceThey don't answer. They then grab you and throw you into

                            Me: IF YOUR SORRY THEN LET ME THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!!

                            2019-05-05 07:34:19 UTC 0
                            • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Me: IF YOUR SORRY THEN LET ME THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!!

                              “Bosses orders. Be quiet or we will make you be quiet.”

                              They leave the room, leaving the cage door wide open. You see a camera in the corner, it’s obviously on.

                              Do you

                              Run out?

                              Or stay inside?

                              2019-05-05 07:38:17 UTC 0
                              • Replying to: CookieInTheFace“Bosses orders. Be quiet or we will make you be quiet.” The

                                Stay inside

                                2019-05-05 07:57:06 UTC 0
                                • Replying to: DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)Stay inside

                                  As you wait, the men come back with your broken bat, he then hits your arm with it, severely bruising your arm. They then pick you up and throw you in a fire, you slowly cook alive, facing the sky as your body burns.

                                  YOU DIED

                                  2019-05-05 08:05:55 UTC 0
                                  • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceAs you wait, the men come back with your broken bat, he then

                                    *smirks* You think this is the end… *pulls out a uno reverse card*

                                    Naw but for real do I get a retry with a different story or something?

                                    2019-05-05 09:20:23 UTC 0
  • Porque coça a pele, o que ele quer, sua mente

    1
  • Eu tinha pego o capacete

    0
  • So it\’s the first day.
    I have only 11 baked beans, and 11 water bottles.
    I\’m wearing a basketball outfit along with shoes, and I have a soldier\’s M4A1 for a gun, and a backpack. What now?

    1
    • Não vai procurar algo para usar, ou criar ferramenta, para sua segurança

      2019-04-26 09:49:24 UTC 0
    • *screams* PISS OFF B!TCH! SCREW YOU!! THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS.
      NO, NOT EVEN YOURS, READER!

      2019-04-26 11:55:36 UTC 0
      • Replying to: P0lybius*screams* PISS OFF B!TCH! SCREW YOU!! THIS IS NONE OF YOUR B

        I’m not sorry for going this far, I’m just totally stressed and depressed, I’m venting my rage out, so now go and understand.

        2019-04-26 11:57:13 UTC 0
    • you see slender man on a distant hill just waitin on your ass

      2019-04-26 11:57:26 UTC 3
    • Go Outside and look for a radio

      2019-04-27 21:10:07 UTC 0
    • You lie in a alley way, checking your ammo. As you walk out the other end you came from, you catch sight of a dead human, he is holding a cracked (it’s a small crack) helmet, it is obviously a biker helmet with a broken smog protector, some blood but is fine. There is a military knife in a holster, and a pistol in his hand.

      Do you take these items (all of them, take it or leave it)

      2019-05-03 22:52:00 UTC 0
      • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceYou lie in a alley way, checking your ammo. As you walk out

        Yes

        2019-05-04 01:48:20 UTC 0
        • Replying to: P0lybiusYes

          So I shoot him in the dìck

          2019-05-04 01:48:37 UTC 0
          • Replying to: P0lybiusSo I shoot him in the dìck

            He’s dead, so he has no reaction, you wasted a couple bullets.

            With your new armor and weapons, you head out into the streets, you come across an infected walking around eating dead people’s stomachs, a discusting sight. You slowly walk out in the road, where the person sees and charges at you. What do you do?

            2019-05-04 02:11:01 UTC 0
  • I\’ve been summoned?

    0
  • Oh God.That example was very Specific,But why would a zombie scratch my head? Don\’t They eat the body first?

    0
  • Okay, when do we start?

    2