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    T3rraria 2019-02-24 14:09:43 UTC

    Ruin a wish Ruin a wish

    I wish for a functioning T-34-85 tank, that

    Has a full fuel load
    Has full ammunition
    Is located in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
    Is unlocked
    Is licensed
    Has standard paint job, with no graffiti
    Has an operations manual
    Does not come with crew

    And has a perfectly toasted bagel on top of the cannon breech.

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      T3rraria · 7 years, 3 months ago

      @dewiscorps

      2019-02-24 14:09:55 UTC 0
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      Pimp Chimp · 7 years, 3 months ago

      Granted, sadly it has no engine, motor, or wheels… but everything you described is functional!
      (I know I’m not the genie but I’m just having fun with this)

      2019-02-24 15:33:02 UTC 0
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        T3rraria · 7 years, 3 months ago
        Replying to: Pimp ChimpGranted, sadly it has no engine, motor, or wheels... but eve

        Exacly why I am building those right now.

        2019-02-24 23:07:14 UTC 0
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      FRostBite · 7 years, 3 months ago

      Granted.

      It is stolen by your nemesis and blows a hole into your house.

      2019-02-25 06:11:19 UTC 0
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        T3rraria · 7 years, 3 months ago
        Replying to: FRostBiteGranted. It is stolen by your nemesis and blows a hole into

        Crap. I guess it could drive over 150km from the East Side of Saint John to my house in Grand Bay-Westfield. Never underestimate the power of diesel.

        2019-02-25 12:03:49 UTC 1