Why are parkways made for driving, but driveways made for parking?
Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is a circle and the slices are triangles?
Why is there a word for a bad dream, but not a good one?
Why do we have a word for the day after tomorrow (Overmorrow) but not one for the day before yesterday?
You can’t pretend to be an actor.
Why do people draw oranges as circles, when they’re really more of a smushed oval?
Why did we all draw the sun in the corner when we were little?