hi

*breathes*

For the poll that’s up,

For those who chose shit themselves, like y’all really let yourself accidentally shit once a week? Like it can happen at any time BUT the thing is if your smart and use the power of mathematics and probability you could probably save yourself. Let’s say you have a date coming up and you gotta schedule a day, you gotta schedule 3 days, and make sure it’s at a late time, if you schedule 3 possible days, that gives you 4 days to plan your possible shits, and if you happen to not shit on the other 4 days, you can cancel one of the 3 and hope for a shit to occur. Now let’s say shits haven’t happened at all yet, and it’s Sunday, the last day of the week, you know now for a fact that this is the day your gonna shit, you’ll simply have to buy time throughout the day waiting for the upcoming shit and if it doesn’t happen, cancel the date and try again.

I’m back losers

You either a Stick Figga

Or a Figga Sticka