sure

I just didn’t even care to try. I weighed the pros and the cons of not participating, and here they are.

Cons:
– Some weirdos on the internet call you horny
– You can’t destroy your penis next month

Pros:
– Masturbation produces that precious serotonin
– People forget about it in like two days
– Who the fuck wants to destroy their penis?
– Stress Relief
– Your balls don’t start hurting like hell around the end of the month
– Masturbation is totally normal and has been happening for hundreds of years
– Sexual wellness
– Mental health

I just figured that all the pros outweigh the cons, so I just decided not to even care about it. I’ll still try to practice more self-control than usual, but I’m not sacrificing all the pros just to avoid the utterly minimal cons.

You could have made the shadow black, that would have looked better

Just take a screenshot and use the eyedropper tool

I mean, that wasn’t even a year ago.

May the force be with you.