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Yes hello am lizard
My name is Essence, some of you may of heard of me before, I am the magic nature lizard. Plus I am a close friend of Epitaph, W h i c h M e a n s I m B e t t e r T h a n Y O U
So iv’e noticed some of you cocksuckers have been multiplying like rabbits on this Realm, and I would like to say one thing
S t a y T h e R o o t y – T o o t y F r e s h a n d F r u i t y F u c k O u t O f M y F o r e s t
For I am the most advanced person on this server, and if you try to start hell in my forest I’ll drag you to my unending library and shove my infinite wisdom down where the sun don’t shine




Do it , you won’t
t h e s e F i s t A r e R a t e d E F o r E v e r y o n e
Qué dijiste pendejo (shout out to my beaner cousins) if he reads and understand this or anyone tells him what it means , you now why the police found my corpse
Eso si que es bizarro en el sentido anglosajón de la palabra
Si ,pues yo soy estupido..
*gets flashbacks from the Scribblenauts hydra comment*
You’re definitely epitaph’s friend
Indeed, now scuse me I gotta go find a forest
I will burn you if you enter our forest
But then I will burn the forest
Oh shit this must be how California started
Oh shit it’s australia
are u an argonian
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I think that’s racist
What they are both lizards
T h e s u n s h i n e s e v e r y w h e r e i f y o u a r e c l o s e e n o u g h t o i t
User Banned
Or if you’re British
Australia is so close to the sun it got set on fire
User Banned
I know imagine Australia sticking out the planet whereas everything else doesn’t
Occasionally collides with the moon
Australia may look round on our satellites but in reality its just one huge spike coming out of the Earth and collides with the moon daily. Because of this Australia has had chunks of rock torn out of it and now has its own moon orbiting it
User Banned
Exactly
You are still here?
Good to know
*Grabs flint and steel.*