i put carolina reaper sauce on the left over fried chicken in my fridge and accidentally dropped the drumstick on my face. the sauce got in one of my nostrils and then i later puked.

nice and chill aesthetic vibes <3

The most insipiring quotes I’ve ever heard from other people online:

“If I were you, I’d go tape a dildo to a mirror, ya slut” (said after i sniped him in cs:go)

“let’s gangbang this bitch” (said after he kicked the chair i was sitting in over in gmod)

“Can I put my quantum harmonizer up your photonic resonation chamber?” (said from one of my groupmates in fallout 76)

“Bitch, I dare you, I will turn you into the fucking Present-Atlantis Morty” (sent from my angry but kinda rapey friend that watches rick and morty)