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    Zyphon 2022-05-06 13:21:52 UTC

    Y’all ever had that one time when you were talking to someone and they just said something so dumb that it makes you want to put a cloth full of chloroform, knock them out and tie them up in your basement as well as destroying their phone beyond repair, ripping their finger nails off, slashing their families tires, and then hitting them in the head to were they forget who they are?

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    • Yes. You forgot the part where you slowly cut them in every non-lethal spot, then spray various acids into the wounds

      2022-05-06 13:25:23 UTC 4
      • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitYes. You forgot the part where you slowly cut them in every

        Oh yeah I also forgot the part were you put salt on the area where the nails used to be and then glue the ripped off nails back onto it squeezing the salt into the wound

        2022-05-06 13:35:11 UTC 3
        • Replying to: ZyphonOh yeah I also forgot the part were you put salt on the area

          Fire kills you through suffocation, the burning alone isnt enough to kill you

          Fire needs oxygen to burn, so burning to death is like double kill

          2022-05-06 13:39:45 UTC 3
    • Hate when that happens

      2022-05-06 13:49:54 UTC 2
    • my buddy eric does that all the time

      2022-05-06 14:26:13 UTC 2
    • Yes except i just want them to defy physics and fall off the planet entirely

      2022-05-06 15:00:45 UTC 2