These things ain’t boring when you do tricks with them!

The modern stabby-stabby, also known as “knife,” (pronounced: nīf) was first sold a long time ago in a place known as “somewhere I can’t remember exactly where but I know it was somewhere.” It’s origins can be dated back two and a half million years ago, according to fossil evidence. This “knife” represents human ingenuity and pure brilliance, coming into existence when someone stuck a pointy rock into a stick. It was originally used as a weapon, designed to be stuck into something living, making it not living anymore. The point of this strange ritual was to provide food for humans, before the existence of what is know as “grocery store.” Over time it has been transformed from the task of cutting livingthingsmakingthemnotlivinganymore to cutting non-living things, such as steak, (preferably grilled) or letters, pieces of paper wrapped inside other paper which contains letters of the alphabet (see page 347). This particular knife came into existence one day when it’s creator created it into existence. Fascinating stuff, isn’t it?.

To learn more on the origin of knives you can buy my 600 page book, titled, “Pointy objects.”