So for quite a while now, this game called 'Fortnite' has been the center of attention on ye olde internet. people see, to be ecstatic about this game in glee however i see it more as a poorly put together mini game that constantly reminds you that you can buy stuff on their game.

I mean, it's not a bad game, it's just that the weapon consistency is off, the developers haven't a clue what they're doing half the time as they add and delete features seemingly at random, and then the part i hate the most; once you win once, there's no point to winning ever again as you get NOTHING.

Anyway, sorry for the little rant, i just don't think it deserves the sheer amount of praise it's getting.

Anyway, one more thing to rile you up, if i could use only one gun in the game, i'd use the tactical Submachine gun, oh yeah i love everyone's most hated gun.

Damaged

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Have you ever played fortnite only to come across a giant fortress with a crazy British guy inside clutching his submachine gun, screaming 'deus vult' and 'begone thot' at the top of his lungs? if so, you probably met me in Fortnite.

I'm obsessed with castles, bases and fortresses so in Fortnite, i make it my objective to survive till the circle is nearly done and then build an impenetrable fortress with my huge supply of materials i gained by probably mowing down an entire wood. my bases are usually 3 by 3 on the floor, has a second level and also has a tower, the wall also has Crenalations (the square things on a castle wall) for extra badassery.

So the next time you find a fort in Fortnite, don't pull out the minigun or rocket launcher or i'll strangle you.

Ralph's edit: I might need to download this game right now just to troll you.