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Oct 14th, 2019
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Introducing the "new" iRalph 11 Pro Mega Ultra Super Max Plus Advanced S EA Sports! Let's go on to the story, shall we?
Systems Corp. Soldier: Hey, 155!
Project 155: What do you want, Mike?!
Systems Corp. Soldier (Mike): The new iRalph 11 Pro is out!
155: UGH!! Not again! What's new on it?!
Mike: It has fast charging!
155: Yeah! We've had that for YEARS! What ELSE is "New"?!
Mike: It's indestructible.
155: Hmph, yeah right! Only the Nokia 3310 is the most indestructible phone in HISTORY. What else is "new"?!
Mike: We have 'Slofies'!
155: EWW! That is SUCH an ugly word to say if you wanna take photos of your hideous face! What the f**k does the camera look like?! (she already knows.)
Mike: Well, the camera is 3-way'd! Isn't that cool-looking?
155: NO! I HATE it! It looks like a f**king dead meme/toy! (Fidget Spinner, Philips Shaver, 3 cooker stove, you name it!) How much is it worth?! And how much storage does it HAVE?! >:(
Mike: Well, it starts at $1099 and it has 64GB of storage!
155: Really?! Three cameras that can shoot at 4K, but it BARELY has any storage! You do realize you're just paying for more cameras, right?
Mike: What am I paying for then?
155: An OVERPRICED piece of s**t that doesn't have a stylus. I'd rather stick with my Sony Xperia XZ3, which runs Android. Hell! The Seansung Galaxy Note 10, 10+, 10e, and 10 5g have 256GB AND a Stylus called the S-Pen, which has been around since the early 2010s, but unfortunately for Seansung users, it doesn't have a headphone jack. Once again, I'm sticking with my Xperia! And Apple is just releasing the SAME thing every year with just minor changes, MINOR changes. Need I say more? *Squidward unsure face*
Mike: No. :'(
155: Good! Now get out of my sight before I kill you!
And so Mike walks away from 155 like a wimpy idiot who STILL buys the overpriced phone. Moral of the story: Do NOT buy the "NEW" iPhone 11 Pro. Just stick with your older iPhone or better, stick with your ANDROID phone.
#iPhone #Rich #Apple #Meme #phone
Systems Corp. Soldier: Hey, 155!
Project 155: What do you want, Mike?!
Systems Corp. Soldier (Mike): The new iRalph 11 Pro is out!
155: UGH!! Not again! What's new on it?!
Mike: It has fast charging!
155: Yeah! We've had that for YEARS! What ELSE is "New"?!
Mike: It's indestructible.
155: Hmph, yeah right! Only the Nokia 3310 is the most indestructible phone in HISTORY. What else is "new"?!
Mike: We have 'Slofies'!
155: EWW! That is SUCH an ugly word to say if you wanna take photos of your hideous face! What the f**k does the camera look like?! (she already knows.)
Mike: Well, the camera is 3-way'd! Isn't that cool-looking?
155: NO! I HATE it! It looks like a f**king dead meme/toy! (Fidget Spinner, Philips Shaver, 3 cooker stove, you name it!) How much is it worth?! And how much storage does it HAVE?! >:(
Mike: Well, it starts at $1099 and it has 64GB of storage!
155: Really?! Three cameras that can shoot at 4K, but it BARELY has any storage! You do realize you're just paying for more cameras, right?
Mike: What am I paying for then?
155: An OVERPRICED piece of s**t that doesn't have a stylus. I'd rather stick with my Sony Xperia XZ3, which runs Android. Hell! The Seansung Galaxy Note 10, 10+, 10e, and 10 5g have 256GB AND a Stylus called the S-Pen, which has been around since the early 2010s, but unfortunately for Seansung users, it doesn't have a headphone jack. Once again, I'm sticking with my Xperia! And Apple is just releasing the SAME thing every year with just minor changes, MINOR changes. Need I say more? *Squidward unsure face*
Mike: No. :'(
155: Good! Now get out of my sight before I kill you!
And so Mike walks away from 155 like a wimpy idiot who STILL buys the overpriced phone. Moral of the story: Do NOT buy the "NEW" iPhone 11 Pro. Just stick with your older iPhone or better, stick with your ANDROID phone.
#iPhone #Rich #Apple #Meme #phone
Oct 14th, 2019
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there was absolutely no need for
1) this
2) that description
Might need to make an animation about killing it with fire
Well this is basically true! These new phone that are call goes with a iPhone plus or any phone that goes with it. The people just remake little of changes of it but did nothing else but 3 cameras! Iphone 11 is basically a rip-off, like every phone has every ability but some stupid company decided to have 3 camera’s!
Company: Hey guys! I got the best idea for the new iphone 11! Lets have 3 camera’s, 1st one for zooming, 2nd one for changing style to the picture, and 3rd one for recording!
Look… This company don’t realize that an android and other iphone’s and Samsung’s have the same camera ability without three eyeball monster Iphone 11 that contains for “looks” even though they waste their time on a rigged IPhone 11 or plus to sit there not knowing they can have every ability at one camera but their too stupid to know that 3 same setting to the camera of your iphone 11 (if you bought it) is pretty much priceless even though they scam you for the same exact phone but called the Iphone 11 but the name for a plus to scam for more money!
I’m not reading that
You forgot to mention that it scratches at level 6 with deeper groves at level 7
*wheeze*
But where’s the new SeanSung?
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That thumbnail tho ??
I just wasted my life reading that
Looks hawt
Nah looks like the same as the original iphone 11
And the iPhone 11 has only 2 cameras, iPhone 11 Pro and Pro Max have 3, which is honestly ridiculous.