Introducing the "new" iRalph 11 Pro Mega Ultra Super Max Plus Advanced S EA Sports! Let's go on to the story, shall we?

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Systems Corp. Soldier: Hey, 155!

Project 155: What do you want, Mike?!

Systems Corp. Soldier (Mike): The new iRalph 11 Pro is out!

155: UGH!! Not again! What's new on it?!

Mike: It has fast charging!

155: Yeah! We've had that for YEARS! What ELSE is "New"?!

Mike: It's indestructible.

155: Hmph, yeah right! Only the Nokia 3310 is the most indestructible phone in HISTORY. What else is "new"?!

Mike: We have 'Slofies'!

155: EWW! That is SUCH an ugly word to say if you wanna take photos of your hideous face! What the f**k does the camera look like?! (she already knows.)

Mike: Well, the camera is 3-way'd! Isn't that cool-looking?

155: NO! I HATE it! It looks like a f**king dead meme/toy! (Fidget Spinner, Philips Shaver, 3 cooker stove, you name it!) How much is it worth?! And how much storage does it HAVE?! >:(

Mike: Well, it starts at $1099 and it has 64GB of storage!

155: Really?! Three cameras that can shoot at 4K, but it BARELY has any storage! You do realize you're just paying for more cameras, right?

Mike: What am I paying for then?

155: An OVERPRICED piece of s**t that doesn't have a stylus. I'd rather stick with my Sony Xperia XZ3, which runs Android. Hell! The Seansung Galaxy Note 10, 10+, 10e, and 10 5g have 256GB AND a Stylus called the S-Pen, which has been around since the early 2010s, but unfortunately for Seansung users, it doesn't have a headphone jack. Once again, I'm sticking with my Xperia! And Apple is just releasing the SAME thing every year with just minor changes, MINOR changes. Need I say more? *Squidward unsure face*

Mike: No. :'(

155: Good! Now get out of my sight before I kill you!

And so Mike walks away from 155 like a wimpy idiot who STILL buys the overpriced phone. Moral of the story: Do NOT buy the "NEW" iPhone 11 Pro. Just stick with your older iPhone or better, stick with your ANDROID phone.

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