File:Macuahuitl-3.nodes (6.8 KB)
Date:April 28, 2018
Category:Weapons
For those of you not obsessed with Ancient Aztec weaponry, the Macuahuitl is pronounced (Mac-oo-a-hwee-tl). the Macuahuitl is by far one of the best and most lethal war clubs to have ever existed, built out of extremely powerful hard wood and lined with sharp glass shards of Obsidian.
If looked at on a molecular level, Obsidian is in fact much sharper than even a Surgery Scalpel. A legend goes round that at one point, a Macuahuitl was used to lob the whole head off of a horse in one hit.
From the sheer sharpness and weight of the weapon and combined with the velocity of the horse, this story is hard to disprove. this is another weapon generally ignored by my most people and deserves more recognition than it gets.
If looked at on a molecular level, Obsidian is in fact much sharper than even a Surgery Scalpel. A legend goes round that at one point, a Macuahuitl was used to lob the whole head off of a horse in one hit.
From the sheer sharpness and weight of the weapon and combined with the velocity of the horse, this story is hard to disprove. this is another weapon generally ignored by my most people and deserves more recognition than it gets.
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Skintar doesn’t know what this is lol
“lined with sharp glass shards of Obsidian”
like really, is this really necessary
Blame the Aztecs
damn mexicans
We need to build a wall to keep out the illegal Aztec Warlords
Call trump
He’s been saying he’s gonna build a wall to keep out mexicans
Ugly rahlp nibba im mexican i relidez u a ydiot i will go to pibot cus u bad
YES IT IS VERY NECESSARY
A literal weapon that terrifies anybody. Love it.
PL Team Slave OwnerKnew this was an aztec weapon based on the name of the figure and it’s look. Had to study them in social studies last year.
The one thing in school people enjoy, crazies from ancient Mexico
It looks almost inappropriate
Who the f**k is mindlessly going around disliking our s**t, this is genuinely annoying me
I have reversed the dislikes.
Idk
why Tf Do we care?
They are just assholes
sweating and whistling
Why is Epitaph making so many weapons?
BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CAN
Wrong.
Wrong
Sweet, I love the Aztecs
Love it but the obsidian was necpver that perfect, it was always serrated and imperfect designed to stab in, rip out of the blade and lodge in the enemy
Yet it’ll still hurt like hell if you cut yourself on a shard of it
It was not serrated, a serrated blade eould get stuck and make hacking a lot harder, thus they’d expertly chip away at it till it is nice and smooth
I’m saying they were never perfect rectangles like in your stick.
My second favorite historical wepon