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Behold the Human being, the most boring and simple being to ever be concieved. now listen closely, i want you to use this template to make you, as you, as in yourself (this is optional, unless you have some Nazi's at the door screaming for you to make one).
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Dude it’s just the empress roux body but black
M8, I BUILT THIS FROM SCRATCH
Ok
Ok
It looks good, but could you make the legs and feet a little bit smaller?
By that do you mean thinner or shorter
Thinner.
Thought so, too Thicc i see
Epitaph you sexy sob I made something for the whole utopia empress roux thing but idk how to upload the thing, HALP
I’ve got more respect for you, a person I’ve never met nor seen than anyone else.
Hey, can you keep the stalking to a zero?
That sum thicc ass.
Firstly that’s a front view, secondly that’s a guy and thirdly… What did i tell you about keeping fetishes to ourselves, ya don’t hear me blatantly yelling about how I prefer anthropomorphic characters over actual humans now do we?!
Wait
I just did
Same with cussing, I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t cuss. Sorry if I’m being to mean/blunt.
You we’re talking to Synthio right? I always censor mine and only use it for comedy or to express how awesome a Mega Steelix is
anthropomorphic
10/10 word
Well it is one, look it up boi
Also, God made human beings so they’re not boring.
I have a few objections…
1) I’m an atheist
2) humans are just arms, legs, body and head. No snout, no tail, no scales, no spikes, wings, cool abilities, ECT…
3) humans originated from simple bacterial life that evolved due to changes in climate and geological structure, adapting continuously into multiple different creatures until eventually reaching it’s prime at current day, the homo-sapien
The idea that some bloke who’s appeared since the dawn of time decided to just make earth one day cause yolo is not very believable to me
I would be an atheist too if I had that much faith
Because it’s hard to believe that the earth was created, by a gaseous belch in the universe. Or whatever you believe. You see…if you took apart a Timex, EVERYTHING gears and all, and put it in a bag, and shook the bag for 6 billion years, what’s the chance of reaching in there and pulling out, *GASP* a full wristwatch, ticking and on time?!?!
I may not change you to…even a Catholic, let alone a Christian, but I’ll still try! ??
Gotta admit.
Never did I see Stick Nodes leading to a religion discussion.
Unfortunately, any attempts won’t help due to my Autism, it makes me unbelievably stubborn and stick to my own decisions. Best thing to do is simply accept each other’s ideas, faiths and beliefs and go on our merry way.
James wtf is wrong with you? Trying to change a perfectly majestic and sexy epitaph? You ignorant bast*rd you only care for yourself and your own beliefs and pretend that you are pure scum for shoving them down others throats.
Jeez, calm down man, attacking people will not solve anything, just settle things peacefully. at least respect his opinion
You act like you being Christian makes you a higher being or something, well it f*cking doesn’t if I seem pissed I just curse due to my extreme irishness you’re not above anyone in fact shoving beliefs down poor lil epitaphs throat makes you less than others, it’s ok epitaph imma make sure they can’t hurt you anymore. Imma fck em up if they touch you.
Epitaph do a flip
Epitaph I found your stalker
He called me sexy… Should i be honoured or scared!?
He’s your stalker, he be thinking you as his senpai, and he as the yandere chan
I understand your anger (I almost didn’t post anything else so I wouldn’t make it worse). I don’t think I am higher than anyone, unless you think contemplating putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger ignorant. The only reason I don’t is because I made a promise to my parents. If you want me to be less religious on here I will try to, but that doesn’t mean I won’t put something on here every now and then. BTW, completely different subject, but how do you know my name.
Also, I wanted to add that it’s my RELIGION that makes me want to post comments like that, NOT just for rubbing it in persons people’s faces. I’m so sorry.
you iz right my boi
I think humans were created by the Big Bang that created the planets
Same
Yeah, “God” didn’t create us, the Big Bang along with the process of evolution did.
thank you non-religious zealot
Uhhh, Epitaph, was that a compliment or an insult? I’m feeling dumb today -.-
Hmm
compliment
Sorry I meant to reply to Leetlebob’s post.
*browses comments*
*remembers I’m on a stickfigure-animation website*
What.
Lol
Don’t get mad, but it looks like you tried to make it normal but when you reached the lower half, you where all like: Screw it, Extra Thicc y’all
I TRIED to make it normal… I guess that didn’t work
Also you need to be given a medal with text saying: screw it, EXTRA THICC y’all
Why thank you, good sir, mister god stickfigure maker
Imma out that on my grave
Don’t worry, at least you can make good looking stickfigures
Just looks like…. well I’m not gonna say…
thicc