One day, Ralph was bored and wanted action in his life, so he applied for a carry license and then became a gun owner joket, with lots of tactical weapons, equipment, and attachments.

He became very skilled at firing a weapon, but his accomplishment only made him more bored. He then went to the U.S Army SOG website to get a direct link to SOCOM witthout rising through the ranks in basic Army training.

He was applied and did very well, which was expectable with his mega str0nk muscles and 1337 hAx0r aim. He was assigned as platoon leader of a fireteam of the 1st SFG. He was deployed to many patrols in the Middle East (despite the fact that trump is killing the military ot get hem out), which many had inflicted many KIAs on ambushing terrorists.

He slowly gained many awards. One day in Afghanistan, his JLTV was nearly destroyed by an RPG rocket from out of nowhere, and his squad lied injured on the roads as incoming fire from militants raining down.

Ralph was in the best shape after the explosion and was able to use a weapon, so he rabbed his 5.56 NATO M4 SOPMOD and clicked off safe, firing 2 rounds at a time at the enemies from the buildings above while simultaneously utilizing objects to shield his squadmates.

He cleared all 15 militants using 20 rounds in CQC, using only 2/3 of a single mag.Even more surprisingly, no allied casualties (in deaths only) were confirmed. His excellent skill, awareness, and ability to support his comrades granted him the Medal of Honor.

He became literally an American hero.

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Ralph's edit: *printing noises*