The script for Bread bank with roles.
Cashier:Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loaves. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

Man who’s trying to get baguette: Bro shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Cashier: We don’t have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-
(F it I’m just gonna call him costumer )
Costumer: What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!

Cashier:It’s gluten-free.

Costumer:I don’t CARE if it’s free.

Cashier:Swear on your fuckin’ Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon’ fight.

Costumer:What, you tryna’ be on WORLDSTAR?

Cashier:What, you gonna record it?

Costumer:Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.

Manger:What’s the fucking situaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetion?

Costumer: What [1/2 second pause] the fuck [1/2 second pause] do you want?

Manger:I’m the motherfucking MANAGER.

Costumer:At the bread store?

Manger: B̷̧̥̝̣̦̀͊͊͌͌̋̃͜ ̴̧̨̛̛̪̩̥͌̈̓̾͆̚̚͝R̷͖̱̍̅͊͗͋ ̶̧͇̱̘̗͖͙́̓ͅE̶̡̛͈̘̻̲͕̠͋͛́̃͒̋̈ͅ ̷̧̖͍̘͉͍̐̊̔͝A̶̡̻͍̣̗̓͌͆̇̊̈̒͘͘͝ ̶̳̤̫̼̝̮͉̹̾͜D̵͉̼̝͙̲͉̗̝̋̀̃́̅̾̿ͅ

Costumer:Tell him [1s pause] to take [1s pause] the mothafuckin’ gluten [1s pause] OUT THE BREAD.

Manger:I’mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can’t take shit out the bread.

Costumer:Why put it in the first place?! I know y’all smoking that Pack.

Cashier:We got crackers, no gluten

Costumer:Fuck crackers

Cashier:It’s gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

Costumer:Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

Manger:Look, we’ve got whole wheat [1/2 second pause] gluten free, texas toast [1/2 second pause] gluten free, TORTILLA-

Costumer:Fuck all that. What BITCH ASS country are y’all from… where they got this bullshit at?!

Cashier:Florida.

Costumer:I knew it

Cashier:Look, you can either take this yeast, [pause] or i’m calling the police .

Costumer:I’m going W E A S T .

Manger:Nah, don’t call the police, I got a warrant…

Costumer:Honestly fuck y’all, I ain’t see nobody act like this over no Bread

Cashier::What [half second pause] the fuck [half second pause] are you sayin’?!

Costumer:All I’m saying is fuck y’all’s bread. Fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers

Cashier:But the crackers don’t have gluten-

Costumer:I’ll take those

Cashier:Okay that’s gonna be five-

Costumer: Nah fuck that, I ain’t payin’!

[Store door slams shut.]
(Please do forgive me if I got some of the lines wrong, after like 15 mins I’ll post a update for who’s wanting what role.))