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    willowsubscriberlegendary-noderuc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl3uc-votercrusaderoccifer 2021-06-15 07:55:17 UTC

    how to brush your teeth

    1) wet brush
    2) accidentally forget toothpaste or have no toothpaste in the bathroom
    3) wet brush again
    4) brush for no more than one minute, and lie to yourself that it’s been two minutes

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    • 1) open toothpaste
      2) squirt into mouth
      3) massage around teeth with tongue
      4) rinse with orange juce

      2021-06-15 10:19:39 UTC 6
    • “brush for no more than one minute, and lie to yourself that it\’s been two minutes”

      I use a timer on my phone so

      2021-06-15 17:34:56 UTC 1
    • 1) wet brush
      2) drop toothpaste in the sink
      3) give up

      2021-06-15 17:39:16 UTC 0