Bro the nostalgia

Alternate Version

A Duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man runnin’ the stand.
“Hey!” BOM BOM BOM! “Suck my Cock!”
The Man said “No, NO! How about No?”
The Duck said “How about you suck my Cock?”
The Man said “NOOoOOOoooooooơ̷͔̺̮̹̘̫̎o̵̧̢̹͔͓͓͎͖͍̱̺͓͖͂̓̓́́̔́̾̈́̀͆͝o̷̩͔̼̫̮̥͎̊ò̷̰̊̈́̀̍̾̅̀͝-” *BOOM*
The Duck said “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!”
And then he waddled away. WADDLE WADDLE. ‘Til the next day.
Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Babom.
A Duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man runnin’ the stand.
“Hey!” BOM BOM BOM! “Suck my Cock!”
The Man said “No, NO! How about No?”
The Duck said “How about you suck my Cock?”
The Man said “NOOoOOOoooooooơ̷͔̺̮̹̘̫̎o̵̧̢̹͔͓͓͎͖͍̱̺͓͖͂̓̓́́̔́̾̈́̀͆͝o̷̩͔̼̫̮̥͎̊ò̷̰̊̈́̀̍̾̅̀͝-” *BOOM*
The Duck said “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!”
And then he waddled away. WADDLE WADDLE. ‘Til the next day.
Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Babom.
A Duck walked up to a lemonade stand.
The Man said “Fuck you”.
The Duck said “Fuck You!”
The Man said “Fuck You!”
The Duck said “FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU!”
The Man said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHH!”
The Duck said “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄ̴̢̱̺́̔͛͐̔͂̋̈́Ȧ̴̳̣̩̣̖̱̣̼͈͇͎͆̊̓̐̇̀̇̇̐A̶̢̛͙̳͙̣̘̼̮͓͕̰͙͍̗̝͑̑̈́͗̔̈́̔͘À̴̦͍̘̯̮͕̏̈̈́̿̉͑̿A̸͚̩̣̦͔̍̎͒̎̚ͅA̶̧̢͓̪̪̩̙͖̮̭̱̯̻̳̰̭̯̺̻͈͗̌͋Ą̷̪̳̫̹̥̪̖̰̫̝̱̫̭̆̊̿͋̌̓͐̋̍̈́̒͋͐͘̕Ä̷̧̹̝̮̮̟̮̰̭͖̱̭̝͔̠͍̫́́̀͑̀̌́́̆̃͌̿͌͑͒̅̉̈͊̈̕͝͝Ā̵̡̧̰̟̹̝͚̩̮̻̯̝̠̖̪̺̜̻̯͍̬̝̼̋͛̈̐̇̑̐́̃̇̈́̒̏̅̈̆͘A̴͉͚͓͂͗̉̽̽̐̉̒̐̔Ą̵̠̼̰́̾̀̅̐̈́̈́́A̷̧̧̙̹̖̝̦̜̗̟̗͚̲̞̥͕̪̼̝̲̫̬̣̼̍͑̂̃̓Ą̸̨̡̢̡̱̻͙͚̭̤̻͈̝̻̰̞̭̘̦̜̹͔͙͍̪͈͋͌͗̾͐̓̃́̍̓͋͒͂̊̎̒̄͛̈́͒̽̈́̊̐̎̽͊̏̓̽̕̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅĄ̸̛̥̼̟̜̺̩̱̪̲͓͙̱̭͍̯̠̻̪̗̗͚̈́̎̄̐̅̃̏͐͆̄̅̎̐̔̀͒̐͠Á̸̝̺͔̻̺̱̦̥̭̩̯͆̈́̽̐̆̂̂͆̓̔͋̀̓̃̐̑̀͆̽̋͌͆̀̄͛̐̾̓̒͛͋͗̈́̌̄̈͗̊͊̄̅̚̕̚͘̕͝͝Á̷̧̢͖̝͇̘͇͔̲̗͖̖̗̟͔͖̻̯͔͉̲̙͚̳͉̭̭̩͔͈̜̘̘͕̫͌̊͜͜͜Ả̶̖͈̦̣̗͚̻̭͙̣͖̙̝̳̥̺̱͜ͅA̴͔̪͍͇̖̔͗̑̅̀̌͜ͅA̶̢͖̤̗̞̘̼͓̜̭̪͇̳͔͑̀̄̆̉̐̔̓͂̆̏͆͂͐̑̍͑͐̉̔̅̔̍̀͒͗͗͊̈́͘̚̕͝͠͝͝Ą̸̡̧̢̨̟̠̖͇̩̹̗͚̟̟̭͚̫͈̮͔͉͎̰͕̩̱̤̫̭̭͓̲͙͍̱̞̠̫̔͂͒͂̇̒̾̃͋Ã̷̧͍̪̠͓̭̤̹̝̲̪̮̺̘̳̯̭̖̭͚͖̲̠̥͙͇͕̤̬̱̫̝̩̲̠͉̞̯͕̗̲̅̀̅̂̂̈́̒͊̈́̋́͆͜͝A̸͇̽́̎̇̏̃̎̇͒̀̐̽̽̓̃̌́͒͆̕͘͝H̴̛̛͎͔̥̗̝͙͍̪͓͍̣̘͔̬͓̱̝̘̪̯̠̙̲͔̲͒͆͊͋͊̍̏̅̈́̽̏̽̃͌̍̀̀̋̄̑̒̍̌̆͊͛̀̀̍̃̒̑̚͘͜͝͝͝H̸̢̨̜̙̹͚̲̫̝̞̣̳̜̩͐̈́̎͂̎̔̄̆̿́́̉̾́̍̆̎͒͂̚̚̕͠H̶̡̨̺̗̥͍̩͖̺̩͙͙͖͉̬̹̘̥̼͉͊́̋̈́̍͒́͑̆̃͆̚̕͠!̷̧̨̨̢̡̧͙̗͕̻͕̖̥͖̪͙̦̘̜͈̬̹͖̪̙̺̤̖̣͚̦̜͉̮͕͇̝͓͇̣̠͈͂̏́̃̒͋̏̏̀̉͑̋͋̂̎͂̔̋̓̋́͋̀͂̀́́̀̊̌͌̾̈̈̋͊̿̀͗͘̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅ-”
The Man said “Okay…” and he sucked the Duck’s great sized Cock.
*Face of Lust and Enjoyment followed by The Man killing himself out of shame before crazy shit like the camera speedily zooming into the man’s dead body with the Duck laying near It and then zooming speedily onto the Duck’s Face before It makes the UwU Face*
And then he WA-WA-WA-Waddled Away. Waddle Waddle, And he WAddled away. Waddle Waddle, And he WAddled away. Waddle Waddle, And he WAddled Away. Waddle Waddle, And he WAddled Away *TRAP MIX MUSIC PLAYS FOR A DECENT CHUNK OF TIME WHILE THE NARRATOR REPEATS ITS LINE Before finally ending with an Airhorn that pitches down with every millisecond*

The End.