I’ll make the cursed story tomorrow since I’m very tired

One day, a man named ToastedWaffle decided to make your typical 3 AM Challenge Video filled with the whole “You have to smash the fuck outta that liek button or commit death”. While making It though, He notices that the plushy who he mockingly referred to as The Infection Evil Thing had a different expression on his face. How did he even have It? Maybe 3 AM Videos were in fact legit.

“I AM GONNA WRECK SOME STUFF” is heard from and echoes across the house like two people fucking on porn night, He checked It out after he had gotten a drink and noticed that It was transforming, It first removed Its ass from Its… Idk and then started to become an Incomprehensible Talking Plushy that occasionally mentioned how A. Neil Armstrong is the world’s first known Alien since his name spelled backwards is in fact Alien. He panicked and ran away into the strip club that had been abandoned because of Hustlers and he waited until the next day.

When the daylight had shine, He basked into the light before being shit on by the monster all the while Stick Nodes Demon was laughing at him like an old grandma. He continued his daily routine.

Fuck I am tired… expect a Cursed Story by tomorrow

Once upon a time, There was a gay faggot named Smorgnaff the Devious. He is known for wielding the spine of every straight man he had defeated specifically on his right hand which we know is the very hand he uses to jack off… or at least he wants you to believe that.

Turns out, He found these weird deformed sticks from his mom’s bed and never leaves his block of his neighborhood because people think his attempt’s to look “cool” are scary as fuck. This is the reason he is rather alone.

One day after taking some drugs, He decided that It’d be funny and cool to pretend he was a monster. He dressed up in a way-too convincing monster costume and decided to stare into People’s Eyes when they walked by. Locals eventually called the police about some prostitute terrorizing the residential neighborhood in a weird ass lookin’ makeover despite It literally being a costume. He was eventually arrested and somehow received Attempted Murder Charges. He was only ever let out because Manager Logan was just that good of a manager, Smorgaff eventually took a Job offering from Manager Logan at Freddy Fazbears Jrs. and now he receives overly good pay with long-ass breaks though he sorta remains alone.

The fact that you’re the only one who actually knew what the character was…