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Mellow
2022-07-05 20:55:58 UTC God forbid I ever submit Jaxo to the site
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Mellow 2022-07-05 20:55:58 UTC
God forbid I ever submit Jaxo to the site
Master bait
It took me way too long to figure that out lmao.
dude is baiting the masters into commenting on his post
He’s the master of debating
he could beat bill nye in a debate
My thoughts while reading this
My reaction to that information
My reaction to that information
My honest reaction to that information
The reaction I had to the knowledge you have given me possession to
My physical and/or emotional response to the particular intelligence you have bestowed for my organ known as the brain to process
My physical concentration and reaction to the photons you have sent in intention to obliterate by colliding with my retina, hence allowing what I’m seeing to be sent to my brain which will organize the image into the information you have sent me, which then allows me to have a reaction time of 0.25 seconds visually, and 0.17 seconds audibly, and the photons having reached my retina at a speed of 299,000,000 meters per second being emitted from my computer’s screen. All of this added up allowed me to approximately react with the following
Get a room you two
My thoughts after reading this
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The appropiate and true acknowledgement towards the vast amount of particles known as “pixels” being displayed or demonstrated through a manufactured piece of technology known as a “microcomputer”, better known as a “laptop”, which will send that information through my sensory organ, the oculus dexter, to convey that knowledge to my cerebrum so that the rest of me, a living organism, can carry out the act of retorting with (verbose, and) the following electronic medium known as a video, something that had been developed in the late 1800’s, producing sound waves through your device’s speaker that will inevitably and undoubtedly cause you to react in your own manner
My most upfront, clear cut, apparent, full disclosure, clean, honest to god, vision, view, perspective, perceptive, open minded, ultimately faithful, sworn reaction to the following Information presented to me that I have commented after two people have presented the same joke many times over:
Looks like I won
You did not win. My physical, mental, and spiritual response to this information has just ascended your plane of existence.
prove it
T⍑ᒷ !¡⍑||ᓭ╎ᓵᔑꖎ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ!¡∷╎ᓭᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ 𝙹⎓, ╎リ ᔑ ᓵᒷ∷ℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リ ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ⍑ᔑᓭ ᔑᓵᑑ⚍╎∷ᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ᔑꖎ ⊣∷ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣ ⚍↸ᒷ, ╎リ ᔑ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⎓⚍⎓╎ꖎꖎᒲᒷリℸ ̣. I ᓵᔑリ ↸ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᒲ╎リᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑ∴ᓭ:
(t+6^ᒷ) + (3∷ ⍊2!*) * (24* ⍊1⍊ *23)
h||!¡𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ᓵᔑꖎꖎ|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リᒷ⚍∷𝙹ℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ᓭℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣ ⚍∷ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リᓭᓵ╎𝙹⚍ᓭリᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ !¡𝙹ᓭᓭᒷᓭᓭᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷᔑᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ((t+6^ᒷ)), ⍑ᔑᓭ ↸ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᒲ╎リᒷ↸ ╎リ ᔑʖᓭ𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷ ⎓⚍⎓╎ꖎꖎᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑᓭ ʖᒷᒷリ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ╎ᓵᒷ↸, ᔑリ↸ ╎リ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᓭᒷリᓭᒷ, ᓵ𝙹ᒷ ̇/╎ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷リᔑꖎꖎ|| ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ. Iリ ⍑ᒷリᓵᒷ, t⍑ᒷ ╎リ!¡⚍ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ !¡⍑||ᓭ╎ᓵᔑꖎ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑᓭ ↸ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᒲ╎リᒷ↸ ᔑ ᓭᒷᓵ𝙹リ↸ !¡⍑||ᓭ╎ᓵᔑꖎ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ ᓵ∷ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ʖ|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭ𝙹⚍ꖎ (3∷ ⍊2!*)
∴⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ⍑ᔑᓭ ⊣╎⍊ᒷリ ᒲᒷ ᓵ𝙹リᓵꖎ⚍ᓭ╎𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ⍑||!¡𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᓭ╎ᓭ:
(24* ⍊1⍊ *23). W⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ∴⍑ᒷリ ᓵ𝙹リ⍊ᒷ∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑ ⚍∷ꖎ, ∷ᒷᓭ⚍ꖎℸ ̣ ᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹⊣リ╎ℸ ̣ ╎⍊ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ᓭ!¡╎∷╎ℸ ̣ ⚍ᔑꖎ ↸ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ:
Ok yeah nvm i lost
Honestly, forget the guests-
Is that a blondie twink in a swimsuit???
pretty sure that’s meant to be a woman
Well you know what they say, if there’s a hole there’s a way
guess so yeah
Plot twist: there’s no hole and the mouth isn’t what it seems 💀
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Donut-
You’ve just been master baited
i wanna bait that blondie into my clutches like a masterI meah, wuh?
fun fact: the blonde one has a gun as a finger
Regular users = downloads
Horny f*cks = downloads
at least you win either way
he’s gonna master bait