my birthday is after 1 month

Happy birthday 🎂🎉

happy 1st birthday!

Ah yes, another birthday.

Today I have retrieved cake from the star system: Refrigeratori A

They are best known for their immense size of food.
Not just that, but the fact that they have the most diverse and strange kinds of food. A favorite of their kind to make however, is a glowing cake.

Constructed from Astomoni (A seaweed-concrete like substance), the cake can have a texture similar to that of wood. Then a walmart-bag like consistency is sprinkled across the cake, giving it a taste like that of cinnamon toast crunch. Then afterwards a substance called “Invigitor Yubumgu” Is a consistency that tastes like coffee and a slight hint of coca cola. It’s also a banana-like consistency. Then what gives it the glow is a substance called “URUGUHBAGUB UHQAHUNUH” which works like a glow stick. Its found in clouds and can be converted from vapor – liquid – solid. Then it is cracked which then it will start glowing, and yet it is also edible. It gives a texture like that of a painted wall, and tastes like ice cream. This all surprisingly comes out to 1 calorie.

Congratulations, here is a lizard for your enjoyment.

I will never understand birthdays