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YES.
Guess who won an essay contest featuring multiple schools around the city/state (I forgot which one it was)
Me! I won an essay contest. The topic was “why I love America”
I don’t know what the reward is, the principal says they need to figure out what it is. All the teachers think it’s a cash prize so that’s nice.





imagine the “cash prize” is like a $5 card lmao
Honestly better than nothing, and besides, I’m just happy I won
I can find you now
Holy shit-
Although I haven’t seen anything in the internet yet about it, so my death by Gigan with be delayed
My parents are pleased, I just told them.
essay contest 💀
Yes? What’s wrong with it?
“why i love america”
reason 1: i dont
Reason 2: i can write lousy reasons like this
you can?
pog
Reason 3: Words like pog exist
okay so far the reasons are
1.- no
2.- bullshit
3.- pog
seems good to me, no wonder you won
Yep.
The real reasons I wrote about were actually real reasons though (as you probably already knew). I was messing around.
Reasons why I love america :
1. It’s fun to see how a single person can manage the world’s biggest asylum
Reason 2: I love starting wars in twitter
(About us politics, although I don’t have twitter)