On my first day at a new primary school I had a race with this guy for his girlfriend, I was winning but went the wrong way because nobody specified the rules.
Later down the line the girl got her friend to ask me out but me being dumb didn’t know what she meant by ‘do you want to go out with her’ so I thought she meant literally, by this point I essentially blew it but quite frankly I didn’t really like her anyway.
Moral of the story:
I don’t know actually, just don’t be dumb I guess.
2022-12-05 01:10:30 UTC 
On my first day at a new primary school I had a race with this guy for his girlfriend, I was winning but went the wrong way because nobody specified the rules.
Later down the line the girl got her friend to ask me out but me being dumb didn’t know what she meant by ‘do you want to go out with her’ so I thought she meant literally, by this point I essentially blew it but quite frankly I didn’t really like her anyway.
Moral of the story:
I don’t know actually, just don’t be dumb I guess.
L rizz 😪
Indeed
OH MY GOD YOU WERE AN IDIOT
Me at 2nd grade managed to date 2 girls simultaneously while they were aware that I was multi dating