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Okay so Prince of Egypt is actually really freaking good.
Sure it’s not the 1st coming of Christ ( see what I did there ?!!! ) But it’s still really good
For one, it compressed a boring-ass story from a boring-ass series of book into something thrilling to watch
And also, the movie doesn’t downplay the seriousness of the story with a cringe musical or simple dialogues, oh no, they went ahead and sent their scourge and sent their sword, thus saith the Lord.
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How dare you call the bible a boring-ass book..
I’d like you to explain how it isn’t a boring-ass book then
Like good God, the entire story is just a slog to read, the chapters are all structured the same, there is no real plot it’s literally just people believing that god will help them ( which, spoiled alert, he doesn’t, and never actually does most of the time, he just gives them consolation and a pat on the back ), there’s so many names, locations and events to keep track of and it just becomes confusing as hell in the end.
Not to mention there’s a ton of archaic reference that doesn’t make sense no matter what way you look at it.
Camel through the needle’s eye !? Seriously what the hell is that ?!
God does help them many times, the bad stuff only happens when they forsake him, or he’s testing their faith, also by no means is it boring.
Sure it’s messy and chances are a load of baloney but it tells a story about belief, the olden times and generally just an array of metaphorical, deep and also fictional intriguing tales that have been noted, interpreted and coveted by all manner of people.
Not to mention it isn’t up for discussion about whether it should be classed as a good or bad story as it’s more of a foundation of belief for some people not to mention literally the most popular book ever. You can’t really stand against that nor is there any reason to.
You’re acting like the Bible is supposed to be a entertaining novel and not a religious scripture.
Nigga it’s not a fucking retard’s book of entertainment
because it doesn’t have any pictures. only boring books don’t have pictures.
Lies, if you’ve ever picked up the action bible your opinion would be different, I guarantee it.
Now that one is actually not boring 👌read that instead of the OG.
doubt it honestly
Worth a shot. I haven’t read the action Bible yet, but from the first snippets I’ve seen it looks pretty awesome.
I used to have that instead of the actual bible to read and genuinely it was really cool and a lot of fun to go through
You’re missing out..
sure
Boring ass story? There’s literally a part where he told them if they turned around they’ll turn to stone and DIE, the Bible is literally THE a story of stories you can find things that relate to the Bible in nearly every plot of everything
Oh hey I watched that too