RALPH what the hell is this.
Sir, THIS IS NOT “Ohio” SONG. It is called “Sanctuary Guardian” from the 1996 JRPG cult classic game “EarthBound” (or “MOTHER 2” in Japan). In the modern internet, it is widely known for its “WHAT”/”HOW” meme. Out of those two words, you titled it “Ohio,” WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Not very sigma of you. PLEASE fix this, or I will call out Porky to invade your WHOLE website. Mercy out.