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BREAKING NEWS

The PFG (Police Force of Getera, Getera pronounced Jeh-Tera) has just launched a new investigation. A mysterious serial killer has been killing people by breaking into their houses and imitating their loved one’s voices.

It is currently unknown how he or she can do this, but what the police does know is that the killer has a calling card. A picture of an Indian Ringneck Parakeet, a now extinct species of parrot from the 21st century. Only one man survived this killer, but he could not get a clear look at him.

He died a day later. There was a stab mark on his back and the killer’s calling card on the table. We will keep you updated as the situation develops.

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