so basically some guy named H ended up bombing ralphs house and ralph was so depressed he had to accidentally implement a dental floss inside the tip of his eye and the dental floss was moving with the slight movement of his eyes which caused a whole drought in the sahara desert, because the inhabitants of the sahara desert were so traumatized by the dental floss poked in ralphs eyes and that caused the inhabitants to stop watering the place which made the sun mad and caused a drought. but of course the inhabitants didnt notice anything because there are no inhabitants in the sahara and its always hot there so there is no drought! but thats the thing, that one russian hacker had cameras planted in ralphs house when it got bombed and was so traumatized of the gore and depression that ralph showed that he went blind. thing is, he couldnt see so he accidentally stumbled into the secret russian nuke controls in Russia, he basically fell into an underground cave and found the secret button and accidentally blindly clicked the button to nuke the U.S, which caused ralph to be even sadder, as if the house bombing wasnt enough. so ralph decides to actually MOVE to the sahara desert because ralph likes eating sand and he thinks its delicious. he makes a boat car and his boat gets a flat tire in the desert which makes him hopeless again and cause him to eat more sand. basically, in the end, in conclusion, to wrap it all up, to end the story, python yapped too much and H was so tired of ralph not banning python so H decided to bomb ralphs house which is actually also connected to the assassination of hitler in 1627, a different hitler though, im talking about the random knight named Sir Hitler Walseriurinulus IV

you know what im saying?

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