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2024-11-13 21:10:52 UTC Lore drop
This is the father of my OC
lemme elaborate
So my dad had a 1987 chevrolet truck as his… 2nd or 3rd car I believe, it had no paint (it was just the grey primer), a black grill with had red chevy imblum, a racing carburetor, and rear wheels that where bigger then the front wheels. It had a fucked trans-case that had a hairline Crack somewhere (no one was able to find where) that was leaking transmission fluid everywhere hed drive this beast, causing my dad to have to buy transmission fluid like gasoline.This is where I get the black grill and the red imblum of my OC from.
My dad also told me this thing could haul ass before the governor kicked in and limited the RPM.
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im gonna need you to write me an essay on how cars have children
two trucks
Why
Why You want a truck romance novel
because its something that needs to be stated and talked about whether privately only for you or publicly because either way you have to have some kind of reason as to how cars that are somehow sentient yet dont have functioning eyes, ears, orm outhes or any other logical insides even in robot form which includes genitals can have children
Step…. father.. silly….
Step(side)….. father
they still have to be born or made by a real father
That father…. is the chevrolet trucks factory….
the chevrolet trucks factory is the mother because it pumps out those trucks like bunnies in heat
Then… who’s the father…
“Which happens, dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.” – Tony Stark
(they left incase youre slow)
Cole the Neoty Miata can talk and wink, and you didn’t ask that 😭
Wait he can talk
He says hi to Falkor and Vandel, he also likes to scream when they’re driving badly and is overall a comedic relief, Cole also likes to beg for gasoline LMFAO
i didnt notice lmao
it isn’t that deep just let the dude be you don’t have to go after literally everything he does
if anyone else had mentioned truck kids i would have asked the same thing because i like messing with people that dont think about stuff like that in the context of robots/mechanical sentient objects having children
this wasnt some like specific jab at him lmao
i could make the same statement about you not having to comment on this because youre supposed to be on break anyways
How does a truck have a son
Truck sex I geuss
Idk man
It’s silly falt
Do not blame me for your lore holes.
Hm
I could so make a joke but my lawyer has advised me to not
are you afraid to make a joke about holes
ooooh butt hole joke i say them all the time your lawyer is simply just broken
No ist because I’m on thin ice when it comes to sex jokes and I’d rather not rock the boat with jokes that I don’t need to make.
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lmao @ opening statement