T’was the Night after Thanksgiving:

T’was the Night after Thanksgiving,
The stores were closed,
People crowded outside, in winters clothes.
The moment the stores opened, their fate was sealed, 70% off, 80% off, that’s a good deal.
But everyone forgot, online shopping is a thing, so why risk dying for one stupid thing?
Now there is nothing, they all sold out, now is the time to fret and pout.

Now that I told you, one stupid poem, I’ll have to make a wishlist for Fat Nick to bring in…