I just had the weirdest dream that I was in a video game world or something but it was actually originally a theme park interactive ride. The world was a desert palace thing with traps and whatnot and I had to complete each level bit by bit and I was kind of speedrunning it. I ended up eventually encountering random cutscenes and one of them was Brendon Fraser talking to another Brendon Fraser and he was rambling on about how he gave him a refill of a second full bottle of wine and he said to the other Brendon, ‘ Yeah I gave you a second refill, but you were meant to grow anime tiddies y’know? ‘. I also had to play handball or volleyball with a mummy to beat him but I lost and got annoyed and took his head off his shoulders and threw it in a pit of spikes, the mummy looked like something out of Banjo Kazooie, was I in Banjo Kazooie? With Brendon Fraser?

Don’t ask me why he said that or what any of this means, I don’t know but I woke up feeling like I feel down my stairs.