January 21st, 2026 – Wednesday

I’m sensing a pattern here…

Something's in my ass

Grgrgrererererhehrhrhrrhr! Eooonkkrrr! I’m Logan-The-Sexiest-Zilla and I hate you! So uhh, what’s cracking young thugs? Any radical tradicals goings ons, eh homie? Somebody help me escape this animal I have become! I am the tribal chief of the united states of america! Uhhh I have dementia diarrhea and I wanna put it in a bag and toss it on your face and then I want you to eat it. Lick it, smell it, smear it all over your lips and tongue, I want you to consume it like you’ve never had food before. I want you to just fiend for it until you literally can’t anymore. I want you to drool for it until your entire body is an utter drought of blood, urine, iron, and organs…

If you couldn’t tell, I am trying really hard to come ip with literally anything because I’m actually very burnt out here. Please spank me.

You wanna get wild? OKAY, I SHOW YOU WILD!

Yall like conchas?
https://sticknodes.com/members/rjanimations/activity/1888185/
Oh fuck yes I do…

BOINK!
https://sticknodes.com/members/arambourgiania/activity/1888160/
BONG!

Balls
https://sticknodes.com/members/goldentiger1210/activity/1888147/
We ballin’!

Midwest Safety
https://sticknodes.com/members/thefishingdude/activity/1888144/
IT’S THE GRINCH, SCATTER!

KamZKai is need of help!
https://sticknodes.com/members/sonicadvantagestknodes/activity/1888121/
I want YOU to voice act

TODAY IN HISTORY: 1915
https://sticknodes.com/members/iama/activity/1888118/
… we are actually scraping the bottom of the barrel

WIP Drawing from NTheDrone
https://sticknodes.com/members/nthedrone/activity/1888111/
I don’t even know anymore

Novap’s Take on the OC Super Team
https://sticknodes.com/members/novap/activity/1888096/
Add a scarf to them! Nobody has ever done it before

I swear to god, this next post better be-
e-eh? Oh…

Evolution of… General Aerial from AX LABEL
https://sticknodes.com/members/axstudio/activity/1888093/
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AX, I am not trying to be funny nor am I trying to embarass you. I am not gonna run this joke to the ground so you know what? If I could muster up the courage, I’d personally take General Aerial out to dinner and ask how her day is going

Erebus Sketch from Neighborly_Nepsnek
https://sticknodes.com/members/neighborlynepsnek/activity/1888092/
Oh, I can actually see this erebus!

This poor guy…
https://sticknodes.com/members/mgfregiment/activity/1888079/
That’s not a fun way to die

Goofy ahh 2011X
https://sticknodes.com/members/rampage0/activity/1888067/
Nah, you deserve to live with this!

I’m not adding the fucking umusumudodoo gif and that’s final

Mark IV Movieclip by WagMann

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sigh

It’s yet… another movieclip… whatever, this is specifically the Iron Man Mark IV Armor from Iron Man 2 to The Avengers (2012), the two movies being pretty good in my personal opinion. Get this and fly!

help me

I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up getting fired but I wanna up the ante with these logs and to keep doing it until

A: I get fired
B: I get a job and become too busy
C: I quit out of demotivation
or D: All of the above!

Now I’m well aware that this niche-ass website primarily serves as a center for easily accessible stick figures, is only a representive of just afraction of the greater Stick Nodes fandom, and should not be seen nor treated as the majority representing said community… but fuck you guys, I like being an asshole so I’m gonna be ignorant and prattle about the stick nodes community being dead and it all being ralph’s fault! I’LL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS WILL NEVER STOP ME, GAHAHAHAHAHAHAARGARGARGARG! Anyways, I have some more procrastinating and writing to do…

Also, I would ask General Aerial if she wanted to marry me and have kids-