Rename donuts to donut holes cuz who tf saw a donut hole and call it a donut but who saw a donut with a hole and decided to call it a donut ts pisses me off
Ok so look,Regular donuts have holes right? But they are called donuts.DONUT HOLES have no holes,but they are called donut holes?! WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THIS?! DONUTS HAVE HOLES THEY SHOULD BE NAMEDDONUTHOLES AND DONUTHOLES SHPULD BENAMED DONUTS
Mud > Mudd
Rename donuts to donut holes cuz who tf saw a donut hole and call it a donut but who saw a donut with a hole and decided to call it a donut ts pisses me off
lol what?
Ok so look,Regular donuts have holes right? But they are called donuts.DONUT HOLES have no holes,but they are called donut holes?! WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THIS?! DONUTS HAVE HOLES THEY SHOULD BE NAMEDDONUTHOLES AND DONUTHOLES SHPULD BENAMED DONUTS
I think I get what you’re saying but I don’t eat enough donuts to get where you’re coming from
Oh…now that I think about it I kinda sound like a fatass rn lol
Rename tv’s to “big fucking screens”
And by extension, cinema screens to “even bigger fucking screens”
What abt the kids man
How else would they learn about swearing?
Through the parents
double U into double V just to fuck people’s mind up
Swap chair with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Imagine all the stuttering you would have to endure and the time to pronounce all that perfectly
Change “the” to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Nah, I would change it to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
“Hey look at that car!”
“What’s a car? That’s a vroom vroom idiot”
Change curtains to “window blankets”