BREAKING NEWS

THIS JUST IN:

THE NFN STATION HAS JUST BEEN ROBBED. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, ROBBED. LAST NIGHT- 12 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING: 5 ARMED AND DANGEROUS ROBOTS CARRYING MULTIPLE FIREARMS AND A BAZOOKA ENTERED THE MAIN NODEFLOW NETWORK BUILDING, DRESSED IN HIGH END TACTICAL GEAR;

THEY HAD FIVE DEMANDS, NO CAMERAS, NO YELLING, NO POLICE, a box of jelly filled purple doughnuts, AND A BRIEFCASE CONTAINING THE RIGHTS TO NODEFLOW NETWORK, A WELL AS A SEEMINGLY USELESS NOTEBOOK (THAT WAS ALSO INSIDE THE BRIEFCASE)

THEY ALSO STOLE HALF A MILLION IN NFN FUNDS GRANTED BY THE STICKNODIAN GOVERNMENT, OF WHICH WAS IN A SEPARATE -SLIGHTLY MORE VIBRANT- BRIEFCASE ASWELL.

THE SITUATION IS STILL DEVELOPING, AS ALMOST THE ENTIRELY OF MIKEYYVILLE PD IS ON A MANHUNT.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT NOT A SINGLE SHOT WAS FIRED (AND NOT A SINGLE OFFICER ALERTED) UNTIL THEIR GETAWAY VEHICLE -A LARGER THAN USUAL BLACK VAN- WAS SPOTTED SPEEDING AWAY FROM THE SCENE OF THE ROBBERY.

IT IS HEAVILY SUSPECTED BY BOTH THE PUBLIC AND POLICE THATBig Music Money© (owned by MusicBot) IS BEHIND THIS ELABORATE HEIST.

HOWEVER, THESE ROBOTS LEFT BEHIND A CRITICAL PIECE OF EVIDENCE: A PARTIALLY EATEN DOUGHNUT. DNA TESTING HAS NO USE HERE DUE TO THEM BEING LITTERAL ROBOTS- BUT THE BITE MARK PROVES ONE THING;

THESE WERE NOT YOUR AVERAGE ROBOTS, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE EVIDENCE PROVIDED BELOW THE BITE IS VERY UNUSUAL, TRIANGULAR, AND AS SOME WOULD SAY VERY HOSTILE.
THREATENING AND TERRIFYING.

MORE INFORMATION TO COME, AND A POLICE SKETCH FROM EYE WITNESS REPORTS LATER TODAY- AS THE SITUATION CONTINUES TO DEVELOP.

IS THIS THE START OF A RIDICULOUS CHAIN OF EVENTS? OR DO WE HAVE OURSELVES AN INTENSE YET SHORT LIVED SITUATION? MORE ABOUT IT LATER TONIGHT.

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