MIKEYYVILLE PD RELEASES TWO SKETCHES OF SUSPECTS(semi-flashing lights warning)

AS I SAID EARLIER,
MIKEYYVILLE PD HAS REALEASED SKETCHES OF TWO OF THE SUSPECTED, ARMED SUSPECTS.

WARNING, DO NOT APPROACH THESE ROBOTS. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THEY MAY BE ROUGE. OR PERHAPS EVEN EX-MILITARY.

AS WE SPEAK, MPD IS DECIDING TO WORK WITH JET STREAM™ LLC AND JET MIKEYY THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO FORM NEW LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES AND EVEN POSSIBLY A SPECIAL DIVISION, IN ORDER TO PERVENT THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGIAN.

(**context ;; Jet Mikeyy is the President of The Union)/(democratic leader of the Middle of Nowhere (Yes That’s It’s Name) ) yes, that’s in it’s name, the part about That being it it’s name. )

CONTEXT ON SUSPECTS

THE FIRST SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “UNICORN” , BECAUSE OF THE SPIKE ON HIS FORHEAD REPORTED BY WITNESSES.

IT IS ALSO REPORTED THAT THIS WAS THE ONE THAT WAS CARRYING THE BAZOOKA, DO NOT APPROACH THIS INDIVIDUAL IF YOU SPOT THEM, CALL AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

SUSPECT MAY BE AGGRESSIVE, DESPITE BEING RESPONSIBLY POLITE ABOUT ROBBING THE NFN STATION (AND EVEN SAID PLEASE WHILE OBTAINING THE DOUGHNUTS)

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THE SECOND SKETCH SHOWS ANOTHER SUSPECT

THIS ONE IS QUITE DANGEROUS, NOT BECAUSE HE MIGHT HARM YOU BUT HE MIGHT ALSO GET YOU ADDICTED TO NICOTINE, LET ME EXPLAIN;

WITNESSES REPORT SEEING SOME SORT OF “SMOKE SYSTEM” ON HIS NECK, AND EVEN BACK, THIS “SYSTEM” CONSISTS OF MULTIPLE VAPES AND AIR DUCT HOLES, YES. once again let me explain! Your not the only one who thinks this story is bizzare! HE IS KNOWN TO FILL ENTIRE ROOMS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY NAUSEOUS AND DISGUSTING SMELLING SMOKE THAT MAKES EVERYONE IN VICINITY HORRIBLY SICK, AND VICTIMS OF HIS ATTACKS CAN AND WILL SUFFER FROM TERRIBLE HEADACHES AND WITHDRAWALS, EVEN FROM ONE ENCOUNTER WITH HIM.

AUTHORITIES WARN TO NOT APPROACH THIS INDIVIDUAL, BECAUSE THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS, AND ALSO A PUBLIC HEALTH RISK.

A VERY UNIQUE SELF DEFENSE SYSTEM, ONE OF WHICH WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE.

THE SUSPECT HAS BEEN NICKNAMED ; SMOKER.

THAT SAID, Stay away.
MORE SKETCHES TO COME SOON.

IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THESE TWO SUSPECTS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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