StickNodes Out of Context: Day 57!!!

Why is SN always dead in the morning?
Also, I just realized this whole post is too good NOT to be put into OoC, yes, I know that I alr featured 2 comments from here, but why not the whole ass thing?

Users Featured:

@Zemsmriggeralt
@randomsticknoder
@technos
@ultimus482animations
@fizzythegreat
@sunnycoastdaniel
(Sorry for the pings!!)

Previous OoCs:

Day 56
Day 56, Part 2

The post in question

Dirtster tries to ask people to describe him, backfires horribly