Hey guys, Bootlegsnake here. BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH.

There should NOT be this many of you brushing your teeth “every now and again”

You brush once in the morning to get rid of morning breath. You brush once at night to remove all of the plaque and food you’ve accumulated from the night before. You can and probably should brush more in between those two periods.

And you BRUSH YOUR TONGUE to not have gross breath. Have you ever, out of curiosity, scraped the top of your tongue with your finger and smelled it? It probably stinks. That’s why you brush your tongue. Everyone can smell that on your breath.

I don’t care if brushing your tongue makes you gag. Brush your tongue for the sake of everyone around you.

Brushing your teeth at least TWICE a day is cheaper than paying for dental care.

I get that being depressed or suicidal can make it really hard to brush your teeth, but you’ll be even sadder and less motivated to help yourself when you start having dental problems.