Vietnam: Alright is back in the nam the US we’re going into our land. But who cares? We’re a jungle here! Those star spangled b*stards wouldn’t know what would hit them because we’d be camouflaged and we knew our jungle. Although we sat booby traps everything such as spikes pits, 2SC and spike balls they still napalmed us fair a square. Honesty the US is a bag of d*cks.

Cambodia: What the f*ck