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Ramoxfire V2
2018-08-21 18:42:26 UTC @epitaph200
I think I know the solution to our problem so ill set this up and see if you get the drift
Jake was wondering through a large forest to get rid of some bandits when he sees corpses littering the forest trees and floor
(this is what you would say his reaction of his action to this situation)
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Jake: that answers why the town guard never reported back.
*checks his surroundings for ambush points before examining one the bodies, his hand still gripping his Sword’s hilt while sheathed just in case*
he soon sees a fire going with three people
a white haired male…thing (I don’t think they have seen humans) in light armor
a female with blue hair in a weird style (female genie hair style) and a female with large box things on her arms and legs
they haven’t noticed you
white haired male: so is everything trying to kill us and why is everyone werepeople here
the others shrug and keep eating
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*Jake quietly draws his sword and approaches, sticking to the trees and bushes, trying to get a better look, expecting Bandits*
he sees not his kind. and strange weapons
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*Jake listens to conversation*
“and then he drew a warhammer on me of all things
I’m just glad I didn’t get hit on the shoulder.
Hey gene do you know where we are at all”
She shakes here head
“then I guess we better camp here for the night “
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*Jake takes a deep breath*
Jake (whispers): here we go.
*Jake puts his sword back and calmly emerges from his hiding spot, hands held away from his body*
Jake: “hey! Are you lost? Do you need help?”
The white haired one jumps
“ahh!”
He almost draws his blade but sees you approaching calmly
“finally someone who isn’t trying to kill me “
“and unless you have a map of the multiverse then no”
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Jake: “sorry about the attacks, i came after orders were taken by the town mayor, i came to see why the guard hadn’t returned after chasing down some ‘bandits’, which I’m guessing is you?”
“I’m guessing so but I haven’t stolen anything “
“then I ran into more of you trying to kill me so I had to kill everyone “
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Jake: “Guards wouldn’t attack you for no reason though, normally they’d just arrested you or fine you”
*Jake sits on a tree stump*
“I need to know what’s happened, for your own good”.
“i popped into a town with my crew and all the local freak out because I don’t look like them. After the chaos died die I guess they thought it was an illusinary spell gone wrong and left me be. Then I caught a couple of guys robbing someone and killed them but the town guards only saw me kill them not the Robery. So I bolted with guards behind me killing this Forrest of bandits and trying to save the guards life but their where to many bandits”
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Jake: “mighty fine predicament you’ve gotten into, what even are you then?”
“yeah but im a human and you look like a were cat but your not ferral so what are you ”
“im guessing your a knight “
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Jake: “No, I’m just a cat, there’s no such thing as ‘feral cats’, we’re people. You on the other hand look like a monkey of sorts, can tell by the upper mouth and the ears, though weirdly your tail is missing. I’m sorry but what is ‘human’, is that your faction?”
*Skintar peeps around a tree watching with wide eyes*
not sure if serious
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You’re not in this Spierr
“Um think of us as your species without fur is the best way to explain it”
“As for my faction, dose dungeon diver trying to be a knight count?”
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Jake: “funny, I’d consider myself similar. I myself am a knight of Brinthania but have been tasked by the Mages of the Commune to complete some prophesy. I was never told the details, only to go help those in need throughout the land, no explanation at all.
“wow I do hate vague prophecies. Is there any evil bill and to kill or dungeons to explore while I’m here “
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Jake: “i think it’s better you at least pay a fine and then find your way back home, you’ve ruined easily over 10 families and that can’t go unpunished”
“right gene I wish for these families that I have wronged prosperity ” the blue haired girl snaps her fingers and the air feels slightly different for a few seconds
” it is done ” she bow to jack
“somthing is wrong” Gavin sniffs the air “smells like darksteel “
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*Jake stares in confusion*
Jake: “done what? What’s wrong? What’s Darksteel?”
” she is a genie ” he draws his sword and looks around ” she grants wishes” “darksteel is steel or iron with dark magic infused or lingering on it ”
Jake suddenly feels that tarborons troops are around
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Jake: you haven’t seen anything yet. I haven’t got long to explain but there’s a tyrant in these lands and he wants me dead as it’s believed my prophecy may link to defeating him. You need to get out of here, now!”
*Jake turns around with sword in hand and runs back into the forest*
Suddenly a flying arrow hits him in the shoulder
You soon hear a deafening roar
(Him as in Gavin)
(Hello?)
*plays xxxtentacion music*
*rhg battle starts*
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*smashes your mp3*
Miss me with that normie s**t
*hands radio*
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*smashes radio*
Miss me with that trendy s**t
*takes Walkman Mp3 player*
This is quality
how do you smash electromagnetic radiation boi
Im actually having EM class with that sh*tty subject
Lets just not talk about it
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ExplosiveMullet
I hate my teacher
She looks like she was going to kill you and your parents with a pencil herself
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My Geography teacher was thicc as f**k, explains why i got a D
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As in grades and penis
Never concentrate in a teachers ass
Thats hell
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But mate, her hips were literally twice as wide as mine
You want to pass and have better woman than her?
S T U D Y
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But dude, i wanted dat ass. Like, she was a thin person but her legs were super wide, she’s like, perfect. I mean yeah, she had small tits and yeah, she was a teacher but still.
And don’t get me started on the one who i only had as a teacher for a month who had tits bigger than your f**king head
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That was even harder
You can just take a photo when she no looking
Then whip whip in ur house
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OH YEAH EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT 1, MY PHONE WAS A BRICK AND 2 THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO
“was”
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Boi I cannot time travel
*builds time travel machine*
Just for 3.99
ExplosiveMallet
Your lack of comments in this comment makes me sad
Im gonna give you a like cause I’m good
I don’t comment much on perverted subjects like this
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*generates money from sn*