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GunSTICK711
2018-08-27 05:12:24 UTC shade: Finally. I fixed this darn space station. Maybe I’ll start selling my ramen here… Yes, I know! A mall! *distant rumble* What the heck? Space Pirate Cpt.: Leave this place! Its our’s now!! Shade: No. SP Cpt: How dare you defy my orders! Men! Board the station and take it! Shade: Hey! Gl. You’re gonna need it. *distant yelling and footsteps start coming towards the bridge. so Shade starts to barricade the doors.* Shade (private comms): bravo-tango-charlie. *password accepted, what would you like me to do sir?* Shade: kill them, kill them all. *distant rumbling* SP Cpt: Men! Something is coming for you at extreme speeds! Run!! *blaster fire* *shade jumps through secret unbarricaded door, then starts shooting the men* Shade: thanks eagle.
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this will be continued btw.
Ramen recipe:
easy ramen packet
1 tbsp peanut butter
1 tbsp siracha
1/4 tsp ground ginger
1+1/2 soy sauce
water
instructions:
make the easy ramen.
pour out the water until there is about 1/2 a cup of water left, then put the peanut butter and siracha in. wait 15 seconds. now put in the soy sauce and ground ginger. stir. let cool, enjoy!
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lies.
its delicious
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oh boy so many things only humans had/used.
oh boi
he was bringing earth ideas to space.
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but how’s he getting earth chicken eggs to make ramen, how are these chickens still fine despite being off-world.
who’s to say chicken egg isn’t horribly poisonous to certain races
ummm…
*WARNING* CONTAINS EGGS
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Then again, there’ll be certain things that are illegal to sell. Though meats are almost always perfectly fine, as meat is almost always edible no matter where it’s from with only venemous and poisonous animals being dangerous
chickens.
i would not go to space if i couldn’t bring chicken.
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Well cooken chicken would be fine, as long as you have a good place to farm them without space pirates raiding you of your chickens and selling them off on the black market
‘okay so how much for this meat
i stole it from a human’
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Well they’d just sell a live chicken and gove no details. They’d probably sell for what would be the earth equivalent of around £300 each
I feel bad for any humans in this series
like they’ll be killed instantly if they’re seen by most.
like I’d be terrified if I was alive in this universe, I’d rather be dead than live in fear of death or torture from some space pirates that wanna steal my DVDs of Spiderman films
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Well, almost every race would want to kill you. Solarians would either praise you if they were part of the Henema clan or just sell you into slavery if it’s any other, The Union would obliterate you if you were doing anything against their rules or just leave you be, the LAVR would try to bring you to an LAVR world as they’re trying to help the Human’s population crisis (as in they’re finding humans and letting them f**k eachother till their d**ks fall off while on certain drugs that’ll enhance fertility) and the AOW would just use you for slave labour on a factory world
if it’s the final option
what if you arent known… like if you were in a stasis pod as a child and was sent into space with your most prized possessions? along with food and what not. and in the pod theres a small box thats basically a map back to earth. but since you were in a stasis pod you had no control over it so you just drifted through space for a very, very long time. (being in stasis your body didnt actually grow at all, so you were still a child after that long) when you finally landed on a planet you were on the edge of the milky way, meaning you were probably in stasis for thousands of years… so being on the outer rim of the milky way, you were unknown to most alien species, and you grew up on a human planet that had far surpassed what you had seen on earth. this place was so much more into rootics and engineering and what not, so they already had hyper drives. (brb)
union would probably catch that and kill them
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Yeah no chance. As i said, there’s only a few thousand humans left and most of them are very survivalist
what do you mean “praise”?
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As in they’ll be deeply interested and will try to help out. They don’t see them as anything better than themselves though, the Solarians never had religions in their culture, only a select few made religions and even less still use those religions. Most use them like the Tryquilleeans do, knowing it’s not fact and just treating it as a guidance, so it’s more of a social group than a religon
“religon”
oh snap did Jesus become a shape
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Lol
The best option here is obvious.