Waht

Roman history in a shellnut (correct me if I am wrong, but NOT you johstick)
Etruscans:”Ay were the estruscans and this tiny city-state is now ours”
Rome:”*screws them over and conquers the entire Italian peninsula*”
Etruscans:”oh no”
Rome:*fights with Carthage*
Rome:*Wins*
Hannibal:”NO U DONT *leads his army around the Mediterranean and through the alps*
Scipio Africanus:”Actually U Lose”
Hannibal:*loses*
Julius Ceaser:*changes Roman life*
Senate:”no u don’t u little f*ck *stabs him to death*”
*civil war happens*
Octavian:*wins the civil war*
Octavian:”LoL my name is now Augustus”
Augustus:*creates Roman empire*
Augustus:*changes Roman life*
Augustus:*expands Rome’s Territory*
*Pax Romana happens for 200 years*
Roman Empire :”sorry I gotta split *Rome splits into two governments*
EVERY INVADER EVER (even the Huns, who lived in Asia for christ’s sake):”oh look Rome is easy to invade *invades rome*”
R.I.P Rome
@epitaph200 critizise this

* dodges boolet with ultra instinct and matrix *

I am a thousand years old

And they are real

Boolet is just bullet in ruskof

U all got wrong kiddo

I am neither of them

I am…

TRANSCENDENCE

* EEdiot and ” manioc ”

I think this man needs to be… reeducated…

Im actually not stupid.

I am surreal